Freudian Slip

[friendofjimmyk]

This is not so much sucky as it is weird and humorous.

I was towing a Ford F 150. The member was a burly construction worker with towing experience, so he was helping me out...

I drive a flatbed...so I had the bed on an incline, the truck hooked up in the rear with chains... after you hook the rear of the vehicle up with chains, you winch it further forward to tighten the chains down...well, the member came over to my side of the truck and was looking at my chains in the rear and I am not sure what he MEANT to ask me...but this is the question that came out of his mouth...

"Are you going to suck on that?"



I just busted up laughing. He was so embarrassed, he tried to back pedal and sputter out what he meant to ask me, but gave up as his face turned bright red. He apologized profusely and explained that he had been at a music festival all weekend and had been drinking heavily. (This was Tuesday that I was doing this call - long weekend buzz recooperation I'd say)

I told him not to worry about it. He asked, "you're going to go back and tell all the guys in the shop, aren't you?" I said, "Of course!"

I still cannot figure out what he was meaning to ask that came out as what it did.

[Sliceanddice]

I would say he ment to say either
Are you going to tug on that
Are you going to pull on that
Or
Are you going to lift with that

Either way he really screw up... excuss me while i giggle.

[draggar]

*lol*

When I ran a seafood department, I used to get slips like that all the time, most of the time the customer woldn't even know.

"Can I have a pound of calamari, but don't give me any testicles"
(OK, I don't know which ones are male and which ones are female)

"Can I have some of the cock (conch) salad?"

[lordlundar]

"Can I have a pound of calamari, but don't give me any testicles"

Considering that Calamari uses the squid's hood only usually, if he's getting ANY organs I'd be impressed.

[Becks]

Too funny.

I wonder what he was REALLY thinking.

[cinema guy]

Tentacles, maybe?

[Jack7957]

*lol*
"Can I have a pound of calamari, but don't give me any testicles"

From Better Off Dead....

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.

[cloudiko]

From Better Off Dead....

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.

Oh man, I love that movie. One of the greatest, hands down.

[ArenaBoy]

"Can I have a pound of calamari, but don't give me any testicles"
(OK, I don't know which ones are male and which ones are female)

From Sealab 2021:

Marco: Now use the pincer and grab the squid's tentacle.

Captain Murphy: Oh and tell him to cough! *Snickers*

Marco: I said tentacle.

[Rolling Star]

Oh God...people can have such dirty minds.

[friendofjimmyk]

I would say he ment to say either
Are you going to tug on that
Are you going to pull on that
Or
Are you going to lift with that

Either way he really screw up... excuss me while i giggle.

Yeah, I was thinking something along those lines too...but what was he actually thinking???!??! I really don't think I want to know.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

*lol*

When I ran a seafood department, I used to get slips like that all the time, most of the time the customer woldn't even know.

"Can I have a pound of calamari, but don't give me any testicles"
(OK, I don't know which ones are male and which ones are female)

"Can I have some of the cock (conch) salad?"

Hadn't heard those back in the Seafood days, but I used to rib fellow coworkers about dressing the fish in tuxedos or evening gowns.