I Found God

[Boozy]

I met an ex-boyfriend of mine at a carnival. He had apparently won this goldfish in some game and was carrying it around in a plastic baggy.

I'd never seen him before in my life. He walked up to me holding the bag out and asked me if I would "accept this goldfish as your personal saviour".

Not a bad pick-up line.

[Soulstealer]

He walked up to me holding the bag out and asked me if I would "accept this goldfish as your personal saviour".

Sure, but only for the life span of the goldfish, what is that a month or something?

[Becks]

He walked up to me holding the bag out and asked me if I would "accept this goldfish as your personal saviour".

Not a bad pick-up line.

That's funny. I like it. It has the Becky Stamp of Approval®™©.