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Quoth Rubystars View PostRidiculous! (They hear something they don't want to hear, so they call it ridiculous.)
I can't think of any more that weren't covered in the first few posts, besides the fact that my customers like to make up names for our products, which isn't sucky, just annoying. Like no one can order a burger with spinach on it without calling it a "Popeye Burger," and people can't order a strawberry and peanut butter shake without calling it a peanut butter jelly shake. They also keep saying they want a "value meal," even though those words appear nowhere on our menu and everything is a la carte anyway.
Quoth Rubystars View Post"You should know me by now!"You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.
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Quoth DesignFox View PostSome things I hate to hear and some with how I wish I could respond:
"but I'm such a good customer" -never uttered by ACTUAL good customers....only by total cheapskates that never spent a dime in your store before.
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Quoth CancelMyService View PostI get the "I didn't get a bill" crowd as well. Also the calls where the magical porn genie snuck in their house and loaded their bill with pay-per-view adult movies because "No one in my house watches that stuff!". Well maybe they don't watch it but they sure as hell ordered it.
And, I like I said before, I have fallen into the "I didn't get a bill" crowd, too, but I've usually waited a month before calling someone. Anymore, most of my bills are on line anyway, and I have the sites bookmarked.
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Quoth greensinestro View Post
And, I like I said before, I have fallen into the "I didn't get a bill" crowd, too, but I've usually waited a month before calling someone. Anymore, most of my bills are on line anyway, and I have the sites bookmarked.
My dad was lucky; shortly after they moved he realized he hadn't gotten his bill for his gas credit card...so he called. found out that a. someone added a third card to the account - NOT authorized b. same someone had changed the billing address to Brooklyn, NY (parents live in VA) and c. same someone had charged over 350 in gas. had he not called, who knows how long the fraudulent charges woudl have gone on, as the COMPANY added the third user. Couldn't give a good explanation as to WHO or HOW, so dad cancled the account.
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Unacceptable - Favorite word of Sc's when they realize I will not break ballpark policy and sell them more than two beers per person. I personally think its a stupid lawsuit rule that does nothing to really cut down on drinking, but I will not break that stupid rule and get fired.
But you already carded me today - Too bad, so sad. I don't remember every face I see. Now, show me the ID, or leave my stand.
You don't need to see my ID, I'm 32(25, 40, 28...) - If I think you look under 30, I am required to card you. Shut up and be glad you still appear youthful.
However, middle aged women are more likely to tip if carded, so I always card them.
Why didn't you card me(offended) - Because you have wrinkles. Reality check, table one.
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