Two Christmas mornings ago I found myself delivering papers, normally this would be of great annoyance to me but since I was 19 and had no love lost for the holiday I could've given a damn. Hey, more money for me right? Anyways the day after one of my co-workers, an old guy named Roland brought in a tape he recorded off his machine the previous afternoon. He had been on vacation so he'd had another carrier deliver his papers but any complaints would still apply to him, apparently she missed one and all hell broke loose. I heard this a year and a half ago but I'll try to be as verbatim as I can:
"Hello this is Bob so-and-so, I'm calling about the missed paper yesterday morning."
(Normal right? Not for long)
"Yeah, I just-ya know-wanted the paper...I just wanted to read the goddam paper...and I can't because you didn't deliver it, you didn't deliver the goddam paper!"
(The man is quickly losing his grip, you can tell he's quivering and is beginning to sob)
"*Sobbing* I can't...I just...I want the paper, why didn't you deliver the fucking paper? I just want my fucking paper!"
The tape's over and that's good because by this point me and Roland are laughing like hyenas. Since when is a rag newpaper an intregral part of anyone's holiday? I had even missed a few customers but they didn't even care, it's freakin Christmas! Has anyone else ever had an SC that, instead of screaming, opted to throw a crying tantrum. I mean this guy was an adult, but he was acting like an 8 year old who didn't get a Xbox for Christmas.
"Hello this is Bob so-and-so, I'm calling about the missed paper yesterday morning."
(Normal right? Not for long)
"Yeah, I just-ya know-wanted the paper...I just wanted to read the goddam paper...and I can't because you didn't deliver it, you didn't deliver the goddam paper!"
(The man is quickly losing his grip, you can tell he's quivering and is beginning to sob)
"*Sobbing* I can't...I just...I want the paper, why didn't you deliver the fucking paper? I just want my fucking paper!"
The tape's over and that's good because by this point me and Roland are laughing like hyenas. Since when is a rag newpaper an intregral part of anyone's holiday? I had even missed a few customers but they didn't even care, it's freakin Christmas! Has anyone else ever had an SC that, instead of screaming, opted to throw a crying tantrum. I mean this guy was an adult, but he was acting like an 8 year old who didn't get a Xbox for Christmas.
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