A few cable customer quotes

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: Your prices are just silly!

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Customer: You know, my friends always give me a load of crap.

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Customer: Someone out here always messin’ with my cable box. If I find out who been messin’ with my cable, Ima cuss ‘em!

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Customer: I would like to know what colors the channels are that I have.

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Customer: This is bad, but my dog got all tangled up in my cable wire…he fought the cable wire & he won!

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Customer: I’m willing to pay the price to be mistreated.

[ArenaBoy]

Customer: Your prices are just silly!

We aim to make you laugh.

Customer: You know, my friends always give me a load of crap.

Well did you pull some pranks on them? That always leads to that.

Customer: Someone out here always messin’ with my cable box. If I find out who been messin’ with my cable, Ima cuss ‘em!

If it's a cussin' match ya want, it's a cussin' match ya get!

Customer: I would like to know what colors the channels are that I have.

Channel 3 is red, channel 4 is black, and channel 7 is blue.

Customer: This is bad, but my dog got all tangled up in my cable wire…he fought the cable wire & he won!

Did he get a medal or anything?

Customer: I’m willing to pay the price to be mistreated.

$500 and sign a waiver.

[Phone Jockey]

Arenaboy...kudos! Great stuff.

[Becks]

Customer: I’m willing to pay the price to be mistreated.

Wouldn't he be better off looking for some...adult entertainment providers...for that sort of thing?

[LonelyStr8manInSF]

Wouldn't he be better off looking for some...adult entertainment providers...for that sort of thing?

Winner.

[Becks]

Thanks.

[Naaman]

Customer: This is bad, but my dog got all tangled up in my cable wire…he fought the cable wire & he won!

We had that problem

We didn't see our 10 week old Newfie puppy crawl behind the TV. First we knew was *POP* <TV turns off>
*YELP* <black blob shoots out from behind TV stand>

Luckily the little rascal was OK although looked quite silly, just like the cartoons when the cat's been in the tumble drier and the TV was easily sorted with handy application of trimming the cable and refitting plug

[Andara Bledin]

Heh. We had a kitten that liked to chew wires. Nothing we did would get him to stop.

Thankfully, the wire he eventually chewed all the way through was a long speaker wire, and so it was so low power by the spot he chewed through that it was enough of a shock to stop him from chewing but not to actually hurt him.

We had a devil of a time finding the spot, however.

^-.-^

[MinimaMagistra]

Customer: I’m willing to pay the price to be mistreated.

Oh... my God. *reverantly* Give this man to me? I swear I'll be good. All I want him to do is sit there in a puppy collar (on his knees, hands up in the "begging" position), quoting "Midsummer Night's Dream".

"Use me as your spaniel! Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, only give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you..."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh... my God. *reverantly* Give this man to me? I swear I'll be good. All I want him to do is sit there in a puppy collar (on his knees, hands up in the "begging" position), quoting "Midsummer Night's Dream".

"Use me as your spaniel! Spurn me, strike me, neglect me, lose me, only give me leave, unworthy as I am, to follow you..."

That reminds me . . . where's my Cat O'Nine tails?

I promise, I'll only use my powers for good.

[Anakah]

Is it possible for someone to use a cable scrambler and tap into your internet and get free internet? I heard that somewhere and I don't know who to ask to see if its real. I'm hoping I don't sound stupid...