Four year old flasher

[cinema guy]

This didn't happen to me , but happened to my manageress J a while ago.

It was a weekday at the cinema and two Gypsey kids were causing trouble in a film, one was about 8 years old and his younger brother was 4. They were ejected from the film, but were giving the staff grief. Now it was a weekday so there would only have been 4 or 5 staff on, so at some point J was called.

J, when she's being serious, will take no shit off anybody. She told these kids they were being a nuisance and they should leave.

At this point the older one pulls down his trousers, exposes his willy and says 'Suck it.' His four year old brother did and said the same.

Needlessly to say, they were told in no uncertain terms to leave the premises and not return.

[Bloodsoul]

A picture of Eric Cartman just flashed into my mind. O.o

[greensinestro]

OOOOkaaaaayyyyy! Makes you wonder who taught him that, doesn't it? Does this kid have older siblings or older relatives that have taught him about this at an early age?

[Imogene]

Does this kid have older siblings or older relatives that have taught him about this at an early age?

I'm more worried that they got that particular trick from Daddy...

[Becks]

I'm afraid for humanity.

If/when I have kids, they're being sent to the convent and/or the Amish.

[greensinestro]

I'm more worried that they got that particular trick from Daddy...

Oh, yeah. Thought of that one, too.

[NotSoInnocent]

Any child of mine that so much as THOUGHT about acting that way... wouldn't be sitting down for a WEEK!

~Evil Mother From Heck Who Takes No Crap From Her Heathen Children

[XCashier]

At this point the older one pulls down his trousers, exposes his willy and says 'Suck it.' His four year old brother did and said the same.

Last time some jerk told me to "suck it", I told him I didn't need a toothpick at the moment.

I hope the parents were notified of their brats' bad behavior. Then again, they'd probably deny that their Darling Precious Innocent Angels would ever do anything wrong, and the theatre people must be prejudiced.

[chainedbarista]

if my son did that, i don't think he'd live to tell much...wtf?

sounds like therapy couldn't begin to correct what's wrong with that family...

[Gabrielle Proctor]

I told some guy that even if I wanted to "suck it", the availabilty of tweezers and a microscope was low.

Next time a guy tells me to "suck it" (who is not my boyfriend, just in case he reads this post) will get a swift kick in the balls. I have grown grumpy and cynical since the last incident, I don't take crap like that anymore.

[Hon'ya-chan]

I've had kids run around my store with their pants around their ankles. A mix of "WTF?!" and "Oh, how cute!" from the patrons.

Of course, the WTF moment actually happened to my manager. She actually caught kid (Less than 10) "stroking" to a Kama Sutra Book.

[ArenaBoy]

If I so much said that to anyone my parents would be making sure that I've lost the ability to speak for the rest of my life.

Of course, the WTF moment actually happened to my manager. She actually caught kid (Less than 10) "stroking" to a Kama Sutra Book.

Now that's just plain disgusting.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Of course, the WTF moment actually happened to my manager. She actually caught kid (Less than 10) "stroking" to a Kama Sutra Book.

Now would that be The Pop-Up Kama Sutra: An I-Can-Do-It! Book ?

Just kidding! That book does not exist, and hopefully never will.

[Nekojin]

Now would that be The Pop-Up Kama Sutra: An I-Can-Do-It! Book ?
Just kidding! That book does not exist, and hopefully never will.

You thought it doesn't exist. It's right here. And here.

[karma_gypsy]

Next time a guy tells me to "suck it" (who is not my boyfriend, just in case he reads this post) will get a swift kick in the balls. I have grown grumpy and cynical since the last incident, I don't take crap like that anymore.

That's all well and great, but what would you tell young children? This isn't the first time I've heard of children (younger than 10 or so) using, well, "colorful" language (cursing and otherwise).