Four year old flasher

[KMMCurly]

You thought it doesn't exist. It's right here. And here.

You know what you did there? You pulled the plug on the life support system of my hope for humanity. The fact that someone turned the Kama freaking Sutra into a pop-up book is just... Gah!
Was it not simulating enough with just pictures?! Have people fallen so far they need a picture of a guy sticking a woman to literally spring into their faces?!

... I think I just may cry.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You thought it doesn't exist. It's right here. And here.

ka-BOOM! Head splodey!

As soon as I reassemble the pieces of my head, I think I will send that along to my friends who told me that was a book that would never be produced.

Oh AWESOME! I can blow it up and look at the pages!

[wagegoth]

cinema guy, I know you've brought up the problems with the Gypsy kids and families before, but I don't remember if you had reported whether or not you called the police on them.

Children that young cannot be legally left on their own. Will calling the police make things better or worse for you? Will the Gypsies move to another theater, or will they just make even bigger nuisances of themselves?

[cinema guy]

I doubt calling the police will make any difference. The kids are often left in the cinema on their own, I'm sure the relevant authorities are already aware of the families. This was a Monday and the kids should really have been in school, but I'm willing to bet they had never seen the inside of a school.

I don't think calling the police would have caused any trouble. I haven't heard of any parents of Gypsy children get angry because we've had to eject their children. The parents aren't usually around, so I don't think they are bothered by it.

I doubt they would find another cinema, because we are the only one for miles around.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

that child has been exposed to inappropriate sexual material---whether from parents behavior or watching daddy's porn, it's affected his mind.

I once babysat these kids who's parents had problems---hence, they had problems. The boy, when he got mad at me for disciplining him (because he was a holy terror) he would put his hands down his pants and pretend to masturbate, while looking at me and grinning. I finally figured out it was because his Dad used to do this in the car while watching pretty girls walk by, and let the kids see him doing this. Apparently Dad would do it in front of girls sometimes because he knew it would get a rise out of them, and the boy was trying to get a rise out of me. I reported it to the school counselor, along with their mother's bizarre discipling methods, and soon after I was mysteriously fired from the babysitting job...

[BookstoreEscapee]

You thought it doesn't exist. It's right here. And here.

Aw, man, you beat me to it. We got one of those in the store once and the receivers didn't look that closely...saw "pop-up book" and automatically put it on the kids' cart. The kids' person was shelving and found it and went and brought it back to receiving. The receivers didn't hear the end of that for a while .

[Andara Bledin]

Aw, man, you beat me to it. We got one of those in the store once and the receivers didn't look that closely...saw "pop-up book" and automatically put it on the kids' cart. The kids' person was shelving and found it and went and brought it back to receiving. The receivers didn't hear the end of that for a while .

I'm surprised .... nobody's mentioned yet how this gives a whole new meaning to the term "pup up" book.

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