The wierdest name you have ever been called

[tensaineko]

so, the entitlemant whores of ddr and itg (rythim based dancing games and cult phenominon) have a website with a thread about my arcade, one kid actually called our tech/AM a "toolbox" (for not doing somthing against DMs wishes).... i dont get it, does every spoiled brat just come up with the first word they can and think its an insult??

[sErOpItH]

So whats the link? :P

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

I had someone ask my boss where was the "Techie-repair-computer-thingie-guy" was.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Probably, "Scum of the Earth", but that's so cliche I was more insulted that I didn't warrant a better insult than that. Not really weird, though.

Especially since our name for this particular SC was "Chickenman".

[Ezrockspants]

I call the girls at work 'crackwhores', or 'crackies' for short, both to their faces and behind their back. It has become a term of endearment at our store.

We also like to call each other (and SCs) 'meatballs', 'meatheads', 'meataxes' (or 'meatys' for short) and 'peanuts'. Don't ask me how they all started.

[HawaiianShirts]

From some kid who was mad at me because we didn't carry games for the Super Nintendo (only current games for current game systems here). He called me a "Dumb-Head-Face."

Now I use that to yell at other drivers when they do something stupid or to mock my co-workers.

[skeptic53]

Slightly off-topic, as it wasn't an SC.

One AM after a big party I got up, my roomie said "You look like a bucket full of assholes, with all the pretty ones taken out". I laughed, my head exploded with pain, the pain died down, I laughed again, etc etc. Hands down the best insult I've ever heard or heard of.

[laughingfuzzball]

A toolbox is like a tool but there are lots of them so maybe it's worse?

[Acolyte]

"You look like a bucket full of assholes, with all the pretty ones taken out".

I am SO using that.

[dragonflygrrl]

I had a customer once call me a "little crony-minion." I had told him no, then gotten my manager to tell him no as well. When he realized that no one would rent him a car with no reservations the day before Christmas Eve, he flounced out the door and yelled, "Well, I hope you and your little crony-minion have the worst Christmas ever!" at my manager. We couldn't even wait until the doors slid shut to scream with laughter, and for as long as I worked there she would greet me with, "And how is my little crony-minion today?"

Can't top the "bucket of assholes," line, but I thought it was pretty funny nonetheless.

[chainedbarista]

nothing really bad (well, bitch wasn't an enjoyable title...but i've been called worse than that before, just not at work) but being called 'stupid' because the asshat, er, customer, couldn't adequately describe what he was after and i wasn't in the mood for playing guessing games with what appeared to be an adult.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I DID have one kid who's car I towed call me a string tired, uninspired epithets, none of which I particularly remember.

I do love a good insult. It's so disappointing when your foes just can't come up with anything clever.

I told him he was too young to have an adequate vocabulary to REALLY insult me and to come back and try again when his balls dropped.

Punk.

[protege]

I do love a good insult. It's so disappointing when your foes just can't come up with anything clever.

Hehe I hear ya! I just *love* having battles of wit with unarmed people Not too long ago, I was over on goingfaster.com...and as I was reading some of the site mail, I came across a gem. This twit had attacked the site owner, who replied back that the guy was a "twinkle-toed fuck pixie." I nearly spewed when I read that--it just made my day

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"twinkle-toed fuck pixie." Oh, nice one.

You know, if someone ever called me something like that when I was towing, I think I might have called to try and get their car back. Just out of respect for their creativity.

[protege]

"twinkle-toed fuck pixie." Oh, nice one.

I thought someone would enjoy it Even though I didn't come up with that one, I've only had one opportunity to use it on someone.