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  • Accusations, mindless fools, and.....

    Ze Accusation

    So this kid comes up. Buys a magazine, and is short a few cents. She's aimlessly staring at me when I repeat the total twice to her. Finally I ask:

    Me: "Do you have an extra dollar on you?"

    Not within earshot, I see this woman scramble to my counter and:

    SC: "What the hell are you demanding a dollar from my kid?!?"
    Me: "Because the total is XXX, and she gave me XXY.

    Yeah, because asking if they have a dollar is akin to bullying.

    Mindless Fool #1

    Keep in mind I work in a bookstore.

    SC: "Excuse me, do you have any books or magazines?"
    Me: "Uh, you are aware what kind of store your in, right?"

    The sad truth is I think he really meant to ask that question, and not as a joke.

    Mindless Fool #2

    There are two side-by-side checkouts in my store.

    One is completely open. I'm standing behind the register because I just had a rush and my general Modus Operandi is to hang around abit after the last customer just in case some slowpoke decides to bumrush to the front. The other side has a nice big CLOSED sign on the counter. Nobody is in front of the register.

    Guess where this bimbo brunette decides to go to purchase her stuff?

  • #2
    OOOHHH Lemme guess lemme guess. Now don't tell me... Ummm OH THE BATHROOM!!!!!!
    It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
    ~~~H.L. Mencken

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    • #3
      Well, obviously she must have gone to you because there was a closed sign on the other one. Right??
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #4
        Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
        "What the hell are you demanding a dollar from my kid?!?"
        "Because they don't pay me quite enough to make ends meet. I do panhandling on the side. Quite lucrative."

        Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
        Guess where this bimbo brunette decides to go to purchase her stuff?

        Three stores down?
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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