I had a customer come up last night with an MP3 player and wanting the replacement plan. No problem. She said she was going to use her Reward Zone certificates. Again, no problem. Then she proceds to show me the little booklet the certificates come in (you can tear them off).
Her: *points to certificate* See? I have $75!
Me: *looks* ...No, ma'me. That just says that you have earned $75 to date. I'd have to look at the certificates to see what kind of discounts you have.
Her: Ok...
So I look. She's got 10% off Microsoft products, 10% off Western Digital...things like that. NOTHING she could use on her purchases today. I tried to tell her, but she didn't listen and wanted to talk to a manager. So the manager comes up.
Manager: How can I help you?
Her: I have $75, but SHE *points to me* can't use them!
Manager: Well let's see.
So the manager goes through the certificates and comes to the same conclusion that I did: SHE CAN'T USE THE $75 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CERTIFICATE FOR IT!
Her: Well where's my money?! I wanted to use this for a gift for my granddaughter!
Manager: I'm sure it's in the mail or e-mail. You'll get it soon.
Her: But I got THIS yesterday!
Manager: I'm sure the money is on the way. You get these for being a valued customer with us.
Her: Well I want my money!
Me: *thinking* ....So now BBuy controls the POSTAL SERVICE?!
Manager: Well we don't control when you get them, but you can call our 1800 number and maybe we can--
Her: OH I WILL! I WANT MY MONEY!
Me: *thinking* Next she's gonna threaten us with her strong pimp hand "Where my money?! Where my money?!" (I wouldn't mind her goin' upside this particular manager's head, though)
So she huffs and puffs throughout the entire transaction and then leaves.
Also, I cannot STAND customers who roll up into the store at 8:56 when we close at 9 and want to make a large purchase--with CASH. My register got pulled when I left to restock the sodas, so from 8:50 on I had no cash and could only take debit/credit card purchases. And they have the NERVE to be pissed off about it. Excuse me, King Douche of Douchestania, but YOU'RE the one who came in at the LAST MINUTE.
Her: *points to certificate* See? I have $75!
Me: *looks* ...No, ma'me. That just says that you have earned $75 to date. I'd have to look at the certificates to see what kind of discounts you have.
Her: Ok...
So I look. She's got 10% off Microsoft products, 10% off Western Digital...things like that. NOTHING she could use on her purchases today. I tried to tell her, but she didn't listen and wanted to talk to a manager. So the manager comes up.
Manager: How can I help you?
Her: I have $75, but SHE *points to me* can't use them!
Manager: Well let's see.
So the manager goes through the certificates and comes to the same conclusion that I did: SHE CAN'T USE THE $75 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CERTIFICATE FOR IT!
Her: Well where's my money?! I wanted to use this for a gift for my granddaughter!
Manager: I'm sure it's in the mail or e-mail. You'll get it soon.
Her: But I got THIS yesterday!
Manager: I'm sure the money is on the way. You get these for being a valued customer with us.
Her: Well I want my money!
Me: *thinking* ....So now BBuy controls the POSTAL SERVICE?!
Manager: Well we don't control when you get them, but you can call our 1800 number and maybe we can--
Her: OH I WILL! I WANT MY MONEY!
Me: *thinking* Next she's gonna threaten us with her strong pimp hand "Where my money?! Where my money?!" (I wouldn't mind her goin' upside this particular manager's head, though)
So she huffs and puffs throughout the entire transaction and then leaves.
Also, I cannot STAND customers who roll up into the store at 8:56 when we close at 9 and want to make a large purchase--with CASH. My register got pulled when I left to restock the sodas, so from 8:50 on I had no cash and could only take debit/credit card purchases. And they have the NERVE to be pissed off about it. Excuse me, King Douche of Douchestania, but YOU'RE the one who came in at the LAST MINUTE.
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