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Quoth Sharsarannon View PostTHIS is so definitely a WAR STORY. I do not have expletives for this. just.... ....
Quoth RapscallionYou can nominate a post or tale for War Story status, but do it privately to a moderator, please. Don't contact several moderators, or repeatedly argue for a War Story status - we'll get annoyed if you do. If you get told 'no', we mean 'no' - don't be offended, since it's probably going to happen to many tales.
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How's Jobu been treating you, Crazeyal?
Any luck with those curveballs?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Jobu's been just fine...
I actually had to come back to that $#$#ing place a year later... There was what looked to be a damn SCARED looking purebred Doberman pup in the hallway while I was doing my James Bond disquised tools runs. It just looked up at me sadly and shivered a bit when I approached to pet it... so I just left it alone. A year later I (kicking and screaming) went back to change the batteries (It no WORKIN mon!!!) The poor dog is the SAME SIZE, only so skinny it's ribs were sticking out!!!
I'm ready to just call the Humane society, because this dog was OBVIOUSLY not being fed. The $@##@ing woman "tuts" at me and leans down to give the dog a $@#@#ing RICEBALL!!!
I said in my most strained-polite voice "M-ma'am... y-you DO know that the dog can't EAT rice.. it's stomach can't get any nutrition from it." "You mean DOT why de damn ding so skinny??? He LOVE de rice!! De dog food cost so much!!! My boyee he pet de dog but he don' FEED it.. I give him me leftovah scraps.."
I never wanted to hit a woman so much in my life...
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LMAO!!! Comin' from the bronx, that's gotta be one of the funniest stories I've heard. You poor thing, somebody should've warned you...If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!
Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".
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Quoth Crazeyal View PostJobu's been just fine...
Sorry to hear about the poor doggie, though.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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