One of the regular customers that come to any random till is the Crooked Jawed lady. Another person in this world who talks non-stop from the time she wakes up to the time she goes to sleep and this lady never learns that the reason why her jaw is so crooked is because she won't fucking take a break from talking. When she come to a cashier she makes bagging requests and talks about her life, her transportation and other bullcrap that spews from her mouth. Whenever I see her come to another till besides mine I would love to say to that co-worker..
OMG, You just got PWNED by the CROOKED JAW LADY!!
OMG, You just got PWNED by the CROOKED JAW LADY!!