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  • Nasty Evil Soul Sucking Beeotch!

    Me: Thank you for calling UTalk2Much phone cards, my name is TPG, my rep id is 12345, may I have the pin# for your calling card please?

    Personification of Evil: 12345678.

    Me: Thank you and what is your name?

    PofE: Jane Doe.

    Me: Ok, did you want to put minutes on this card?

    PofE: No, I wanted to know why it told me I only have 100 minutes when I made a call. I just bought 500 minutes!

    Me: Are you calling in or out of state?

    PofE: In-state.

    Me: Ok, we sell the minutes in state-to-state increments---

    PofE: I mean, this is just ridiculous! I purchased 500 minutes on this card, I don't understand why I am not getting them. What is going on here?!

    Me: Well the rates are different depending on where---

    PofE: What are you guys trying to pull here?! I'm stuck trying to make a very important call and you are inconveniencing me!!!

    Me: Well Ma'am the rates---

    PofE: I can't believe this! What is going on?! I want to know what the hell you think you're doing!!

    Me: (talking over her at this point because she won't let me get a word in edgewise) Calling In-state will be at a different rate than calling another state. When you dial the number you want to call, it is calculating how many minutes you have for that particular call. If you---

    PofE: WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK!!!!!

    me: *shocked into silence by the violence in her tone*

    PofE: (continuing to yell and scream and rail against all the injustice we have perpetrated on her) BLARGLE BLARGLE BLARGLE why can't I have what I want dammit I don't want to understand how this thing works I just want what I haven't paid for BLARGLE BLARGLE BLARGLE!!!

    Me: ........

    PofE: HELLO!

    Me: Yes?

    PofE: So are you going to help me or just sit there like an idiot?

    Me: Do you want me to answer your question or do you just want to yell?

    PofE: Answer my question dammit!!!

    Me: Ok. *try to explain how rates work*

    PofE: Well this all sounds really fishy to me. I don't undertand why if I paid for 500 minutes I can't just have 500 minutes to call where I need to call.

    *wash, rinse, repeat about 10 times.*

    Finally I just give up...

    Me: All right, Ma'am, if you need it explained in more detail than that, I recommend you contact customer service and ask them about it.

    PofE: WELL THANK YOU FOR WASTING MY TIME, BITCH!!! *click*

    *sigh* And my neighbors wonder why I clutch my chest and run when other people try to approach me...
    Last edited by ThePhoneGoddess; 07-30-2007, 10:32 AM.
    Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

  • #2
    You try to explain the way it works & she yells at you so you wait till she stops screaming & she yells at you. You just can't win...lol.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      You just can't win...lol.
      Yes you can, but it involves tracking her down and doing things to her we aren't allowed to advocate on these boards.
      ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
      And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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      • #4
        Dude, don't give me anymore ideas.

        I spend most of my work time as it is fantasizing about comitting unspeakable atrocities on my customers.
        Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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        • #5
          Quoth ThePhoneGoddess View Post
          Dude, don't give me anymore ideas.

          I spend most of my work time as it is fantasizing about comitting unspeakable atrocities on my customers.
          Any of them involve a massive drum of chocolate sauce, a metric ass-ton of feathers, and a squeegee?
          ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
          And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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          • #6
            Quoth JustADude View Post
            Any of them involve a massive drum of chocolate sauce, a metric ass-ton of feathers, and a squeegee?
            *blinkblink* But...but...

            What about the corkscrews and ferrets!!!
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            • #7
              When I get one of those SC's who won't allow me a word in edgewise, I mute the phone and start my "Uncle Buck" (the scene where he's on the phone with his G/F and she won't allow HIM a word in edgewise)

              Me: "ButI..canyoujust..but...yesb...wa..okb..awwww !!!"

              My neighbors just begin to look at me like "WTF?"

              Last time, I started to sound like this *unintentionally.*
              Testing
              "I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."

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              • #8
                I prefer the approach to customer service issues....

                I'm a horrible human being...
                I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                • #9
                  Quoth JustADude View Post
                  Any of them involve a massive drum of chocolate sauce, a metric ass-ton of feathers, and a squeegee?
                  I think I'm in Love.
                  Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth JustADude View Post
                    Any of them involve a massive drum of chocolate sauce, a metric ass-ton of feathers, and a squeegee?
                    Hey! Don't waste the chocolate sauce I'm going to need it later. Here have some tar instead, much more painful anyway.
                    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                      Hey! Don't waste the chocolate sauce I'm going to need it later. Here have some tar instead, much more painful anyway.
                      I agree...chocolate in any form should never be wasted on sucky customers...I'm not sure I'd even share with the really nice ones...
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #12
                        Personally, I think that forcing her to watch reruns of Felicia Mabuza Suttle (a South African Oprah-wannabe) would be torture enough....
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                        • #13
                          Quoth iradney View Post
                          Personally, I think that forcing her to watch reruns of Felicia Mabuza Suttle (a South African Oprah-wannabe) would be torture enough....
                          Maybe giving her amnesia and forcing her to listen to herself on a non-stop loop. THAT would be torture.
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
                          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                          • #14
                            Quoth JustADude View Post
                            Any of them involve a massive drum of chocolate sauce, a metric ass-ton of feathers, and a squeegee?
                            Do NOT waste chocolate!

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                            • #15
                              Quoth ThePhoneGoddess View Post
                              Dude, don't give me anymore ideas.

                              Photo and a dartboard....

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