The Reward Zone Card--Our free point card. The equivalent of a Winn Dixie card, Publix card, the CVS card...any kinda frequent shopper card. Most people get that. But there are some who just...bug the bloody hell out of me.
Me: Do you have a reward zone card, sir? (this mostly happens with guys for some reason)
Him: No, and I don't want one.
....Ok. Do you even know what it is? Are you even gonna let me explain it? These fellows also seem to find "the catch" in everything. That's annoying, too. Then we have--
Me: Do you have a reward zone card, sir? (again, this mostly happens with guys)
Him: No.
Me: Would you like one today? It's our free point card.
Him: Ok sure.
Me: Ok....could I get a phone number, sir?
Him: Oh no. I don't give that out. You guys will sell my information to telemarketers and send me junk mail.
Me: No, we just use it to send your certificates.
Him: Whatever. I WON'T FALL FOR YOUR SCHEMES!
Me: *sigh*...
Or a variant
Me: Could I get that phone number?
Him/her: 706-blah, blah, blah
Me: Alrighty...and your address?
Him/her: What do you need that for?
Me: To send your certificates.
Him/her: Oh no! I'll get all kinds of junk mail!
Me:
Then you have the people who have it, but apparently didn't listen to what it was for when it was offered.
Him/Her: ...So what does this thing DO again?
Me: It gives you points on your purchases. After a certain number of points, we start to send you money back.
Him/Her: ...Oh. Do you know how many I have?
Me: ....*sigh*
And then
Me: Do you have a reward zone card?
Him/Her: Oh yeah. *hands it to me*
Me: *scans card*
Him/Her: ...What? No discount?
Me: *sigh* It's NOT a discount card. It's a point card. *insert spiel here*
Him/Her: Oh. What a waste.
Me:
Me: Do you have a reward zone card, sir? (this mostly happens with guys for some reason)
Him: No, and I don't want one.
....Ok. Do you even know what it is? Are you even gonna let me explain it? These fellows also seem to find "the catch" in everything. That's annoying, too. Then we have--
Me: Do you have a reward zone card, sir? (again, this mostly happens with guys)
Him: No.
Me: Would you like one today? It's our free point card.
Him: Ok sure.
Me: Ok....could I get a phone number, sir?
Him: Oh no. I don't give that out. You guys will sell my information to telemarketers and send me junk mail.
Me: No, we just use it to send your certificates.
Him: Whatever. I WON'T FALL FOR YOUR SCHEMES!
Me: *sigh*...
Or a variant
Me: Could I get that phone number?
Him/her: 706-blah, blah, blah
Me: Alrighty...and your address?
Him/her: What do you need that for?
Me: To send your certificates.
Him/her: Oh no! I'll get all kinds of junk mail!
Me:
Then you have the people who have it, but apparently didn't listen to what it was for when it was offered.
Him/Her: ...So what does this thing DO again?
Me: It gives you points on your purchases. After a certain number of points, we start to send you money back.
Him/Her: ...Oh. Do you know how many I have?
Me: ....*sigh*
And then
Me: Do you have a reward zone card?
Him/Her: Oh yeah. *hands it to me*
Me: *scans card*
Him/Her: ...What? No discount?
Me: *sigh* It's NOT a discount card. It's a point card. *insert spiel here*
Him/Her: Oh. What a waste.
Me:
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