Quoth Andara Bledin
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I snagged one of the brochures describing the program, and one of the mice-typewritten conditions of participating in the program is "You authorize (IP's wonderful employer) and/or our marketing partners to use (your personal information) to send you marketing communication and special offers either by mail or e-mail."
Translation: "When you sign up your name goes on our mailing list, which we'll sell to any two-bit company we call a 'marketing partner', and therefore you will receive more junk mail than you can stand, and your inbox will become filled with offers for work-at-home schemes or boner pills"
And yet, somehow, this program has absolutely taken off in my store. We blew away all the other stores in our district for applications--we had about 300 more apps than the store with the next highest number. I guess it's because people around here are cheap, the only shopping options are us and Wally World, and there are many people who absolutely will not be caught dead in Wally World.
Starting today we all had to wear stupid little ribbons attached to our nametags reading "Ask me about (crappy loyalty program)." Good thing nobody asked me about it, because I would've been a little too honest. (So you want to find out how to quickly and easily add more aggravation to your life? You do! Okay then.....)
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