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  • #16
    Quoth Aldous View Post
    Fun Fact, the first working Incubator was at Coney Island, because hospitals thought it was a bad idea, until it was proven that there was a 75% increase in the survival rate of premature babies while inside the Incubator!!! I'm gonna go hide now, for knowing that.
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    • #17
      Quoth JustaCashier View Post
      Hey, Gabrielle! Didja know..........




      ........Uh ......Never mind!

      Mike


      Okay...done rolling across the floor. And I have another one for you!

      The appeal of a gas station dumpster

      There is this one creepy guy that walks past the hobbyshop EVERY SINGLE DAY on his way to and from the gas station. He doesn't want to buy his own lottery tickets, he prefers to go dumpster diving for other people's discarded tickets. Becasue maybe, someone made a mistake and threw away millions of dollars.
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      • #18
        Quoth Aldous View Post
        And in an off-topic note, I wonder if any Doctor has a hobby of collecting "weird shit I got off a patient."?
        http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=257985
        Seshat's self-help guide:
        1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
        2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
        3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
        4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

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        • #19
          Quoth Aldous View Post
          I think that a requirement for most hobbies is a working brain. Which it seems that alot of your worse customers don't have. You might want to point them in the direction of a Neurosurgeon, because I'm sure he could use a few "weird cases" to tell his friends and family. And in an off-topic note, I wonder if any Doctor has a hobby of collecting "weird shit I got off a patient."?
          I've been playing a lot of City of Heroes lately, but last night I was on the Villains side with my bitter Corrupter. Anyway, the whole thing about "weird medical cases" and "collecting weird shit" just made me think of some of the vicious villains I've run with over the past month or so.

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          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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          • #20
            So, speaking of my annoying roommate...

            I have this GREAT joke to play on him. Bear in mind, he has played so many asshat pranks on his mom(he once farted in her face) that he can't possibly be mad.

            I'm going to cut out a bunch of letters from a magazine and a newspaper and put them together like a ransom note that says: "Douglas, shut the fuck up." And then I'm going to mail it to my address.

            He's going to be all, "Yay! I got a letter! Who did I get a letter from?"

            And then he's going to open it...and it's going to be hysterical!
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            • #21
              Holy moly. Those stories...

              Thanks to these folks, I have now come up with a new favorite acronym: PDA. Potential Darwin Award.
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              • #22
                Quoth Aldous View Post
                And in an off-topic note, I wonder if any Doctor has a hobby of collecting "weird shit I got off a patient."?
                I'm not a doctor, but I did used to work in an emergency animal hospital. While we did not spay or neuter animals on a regular basis, we did offer it as a free service if the animal needed other surgery and had to be under anesthesia anyway.

                I still have a collection of "spare parts" from when I worked there, and from my own animals I've had done.
                Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Primer View Post
                  I still have a collection of "spare parts" from when I worked there, and from my own animals I've had done.
                  We used to have a pill bottle with my old dog, Daisy's removed bladder stones in it. I don't think we ever kept any "spare parts" though.
                  "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

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                  • #24
                    I have found that since I've been roomate-free, my blood pressure has gone down quite a bit.

                    What helps me on the way to work is to arrive as peaceful as possible. Listening t my favorite music on the way to work, talking to my boyfriend or a good friend on the way to work, or watching my favorite TV show before work.

                    I try not to feel dread before work, because then since I was already expecting it, the night would start out and continue to be bad.

                    After work, I tend to blare my music and let out some anger. If no one is at my parent's house, I exercise on the Gazelle and talk to myself. No, it's not insane to do that. I will just rant and rave about anything. I used to spend like an hour swearing up a storm about my ex roomate. Nowadays it's work.....I'll just rant and rave to myself until I feel better. And I burn LOTS of calories doing so. The more angry I get, the faster I go......

                    Green tea and Rescue Remedy works as well! I have a small tube of Rescue Remedy I keep in my jean pocket, and if no one is looking, I sneak a dab underneath my tongue. Maybe it's all mental, as in like cigarettes, but I feel relief and stress free for about an hour before I need another dab.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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