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    The Joy of Saturday

    Ahh, this time next week I will have left my current job and returned to my old one. I can't wait. No more dealing with the following morons.

    I don't want to offend anyone, but ALL of these customers were women.

    You know, you know, you know

    Me: Hi what can I get you?
    Stupid Woman: Can I get...you know...that drink, you know...that drink...that drink you do...you know!
    Me: Ummm, I really don't.
    Stupid Woman: You know! That drink you do!
    Me: I'll come back later.

    Smart Arse

    Me: Hi, have you been served yet?
    Another Stupid Woman: I'm not telling you.
    Me: Ok *moves to next customer*
    Another Stupid Woman: Hey! Where the fuck are you going?

    Umm, what?

    Me: Would you like a glass and ice with your bottle?
    SC: No glass, just ice.
    Me:

    A glass is a glass

    Yet Another Stupid Woman: I don't like the shape of this glass. Get me a new one.

    I pour it into another glass.

    Yet Another Stupid Woman: No! I want a fresh drink! It has been in a glass I don't like!


    Big Portions

    More Stupid Women!!: Hi, I can't finish my meal, can I have a doggy bag?
    Me: I don't think we can do doggy bags, we don't have any suitable containers to put the food into I'm afraid.
    More Stupid Women!!: OK then, get me a refund.
    Me: Was there something wrong with your meal?
    More Stupid Women: Yes, I couldn't finish it!
    Me: I'm afraid we don't give refunds to people who can't finish their meals.
    More Stupid Women: Well you should!
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    Wow. Sounds like the bitch flu is going around.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      If you gave refunds to people who couldn't eat their whole meal, then I'd never have to pay. I like eating half of it now, and taking the rest with because I get hungry at 3 am, and I don't feel like making anything.
      It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
      ~~~H.L. Mencken

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      • #4
        How old was "I'm not telling you" lady? Six?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
          Wow. Sounds like the bitch flu is going around.
          Goes into hiding.
          This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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          • #6
            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
            Wow. Sounds like the bitch flu is going around.
            Bitch flu? How bout the so stupid it causes me physical pain flu?
            "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

            “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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            • #7
              Quoth customersruinmylife View Post

              Me: Would you like a glass and ice with your bottle?
              SC: No glass, just ice.

              I wonder if she would have gotten mad if you put ice on the counter and poured the drink all over it
              The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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              • #8
                Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                Smart Arse

                Me: Hi, have you been served yet?
                Another Stupid Woman: I'm not telling you.
                Me: Ok *moves to next customer*
                Another Stupid Woman: Hey! Where the fuck are you going?
                Okay this part I don't understand. She obviously doesn't want to communicate and then she says "Where the Fuck are you going?"
                Providing Excellent customer service and Filtering out nonsense people.

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                • #9
                  Quoth myswtghst View Post
                  How bout the so stupid it causes me physical pain flu?
                  That also is going around.

                  Be careful.
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #10
                    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                    I don't want to offend anyone, but ALL of these customers were women.
                    None taken. I hate most of my kind too. Besides, there is the notorious "women of a certain age" crew. They do have to start at some point in their life.

                    Quoth customersruinmylife
                    Smart Arse

                    Me: Hi, have you been served yet?
                    Another Stupid Woman: I'm not telling you.
                    Me: Ok *moves to next customer*
                    Another Stupid Woman: Hey! Where the fuck are you going?

                    She got SERVED!!! *ducks from the tomatoes*

                    Quoth customersruinmylife
                    Umm, what?

                    Me: Would you like a glass and ice with your bottle?
                    SC: No glass, just ice.
                    Me:
                    Some people just like to chew on ice. Although I wonder how she expected you to get it to her.


                    Meh, at least you are going back to your regular store soon. Although, where will you get the crazy stories to post on here from?
                    Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.
                    Dwight: Bears don't eat bee... Hey! What are you doing?
                    The Office

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Shabo View Post
                      Meh, at least you are going back to your regular store soon. Although, where will you get the crazy stories to post on here from?
                      There are A LOT of crazies at my old place, but the difference is the atmosphere. The atmosphere at the new place is horrible, there have been so many times after dealing with an SC that I've had to go take a break, but at the old place, it was so much easier to laugh off and get on with the night.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Shabo View Post
                        Some people just like to chew on ice. Although I wonder how she expected you to get it to her.
                        Oh I LOVE chewing on ice. Sometimes I even joke I would love for ice to be an accepted food group and contain nutrients (without changing it's flavor or texture). I could chew ice all day long if I could solve the practical kinks of being able to do it.

                        And yes my first instinct was to handle her the bottle. Grab a fistfull of ice in my hands, and drop it on the counter "There you go!"
                        I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

                        "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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