Well hello one and all, i thought rather than creating a newbie post i would greet you all here, and tell a wee tale of my very first working day
I resently took up employment with X- a supermarket
I had recived basic training, and was blissfuly stacking shelfs in home baking when a sweet old lady approached me (SC)
SC: excuse me but do u have any baking powder?
Me: (looking up at empty shelf) umm no im afraid *i remember a huge amount of stuff has arrived* but i can ask someone else.
SC: *stares for 2 sec and swells up* NO IM ASKING YOU!! DO U HAVE ANY MORE BAKING POWDER?!?!
Me: *realising i should have snapped my fingers and summoned some* if it isnt there then, im afraid we dont...
SC: *cutting me off* FINE then IM going to Z (rival)
And with that that satanic octagenerian leaves
Co-worker: what a bitch
And the irony? 2 mins later i unload a box of powder, had she let me cheak and ask someone else she would have had some
I resently took up employment with X- a supermarket
I had recived basic training, and was blissfuly stacking shelfs in home baking when a sweet old lady approached me (SC)
SC: excuse me but do u have any baking powder?
Me: (looking up at empty shelf) umm no im afraid *i remember a huge amount of stuff has arrived* but i can ask someone else.
SC: *stares for 2 sec and swells up* NO IM ASKING YOU!! DO U HAVE ANY MORE BAKING POWDER?!?!
Me: *realising i should have snapped my fingers and summoned some* if it isnt there then, im afraid we dont...
SC: *cutting me off* FINE then IM going to Z (rival)
And with that that satanic octagenerian leaves
Co-worker: what a bitch
And the irony? 2 mins later i unload a box of powder, had she let me cheak and ask someone else she would have had some
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