Not a sucky customer, moreso as an idiot. My cool manager brought in her Billy Joel CD's one day, for us to listen to during work. Awesome, I love Billy Joel. So at the end or our shift Goodnight Saigon comes on. We've got no customers, so while cleaning the store we both started singing along. I didn't think it was too loud but a customer came in and I lost all faith in everything because of her.
Stupid Lady: "That's a nice song, I didn't know anyone wrote a song about Iraq."
Me: "It's called Goodnight Saigon, by Billy Joel" (Hoping this would que her into that it's not about Iraq)
SL: "Saigon, that's the capital of Iraq isn't it?"
Me: "It's the former capital of Vietnam, now known as Ho Chi Minh City."
SL: "But we're not at war with Vietnam, we're at war with Iraq."
Me: "It's about the Vietnam war, it was written in the 70's, during the war."
SL: "We were at war with Vietnam?"
Did she miss an entire generation in history class. She had to be in her thirties, and she had no excuse for being this stupid. I swear I attract these people like moths to a flame.
Stupid Lady: "That's a nice song, I didn't know anyone wrote a song about Iraq."
Me: "It's called Goodnight Saigon, by Billy Joel" (Hoping this would que her into that it's not about Iraq)
SL: "Saigon, that's the capital of Iraq isn't it?"
Me: "It's the former capital of Vietnam, now known as Ho Chi Minh City."
SL: "But we're not at war with Vietnam, we're at war with Iraq."
Me: "It's about the Vietnam war, it was written in the 70's, during the war."
SL: "We were at war with Vietnam?"
Did she miss an entire generation in history class. She had to be in her thirties, and she had no excuse for being this stupid. I swear I attract these people like moths to a flame.
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