It's Always The Damned Chili

[Becks]

They've joked with us saying that if they stayed there the whole day, they'd fill their quota on tickets for the month.

[fake innocence] But I thought cops didn't HAVE quotas... That's what they SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! [/fake innocence]

Yes, I realize that some more than likely do. However, I was under the impression that they are supposed to deny that.

[Sofar]

"I paid for a large soda! Give me a large cup!" "Sir, it's all one size" "Give me 2 cups then!" "No."

I have the same goddamn problem. You get all you want for a dollar fifteen! Why do you need a bigger cup? It's the same goddamn amount of pop with more walking! Does soda taste better out of a plastic barrel or something?

"I want a Coke please" "Here you go" "Where's my drink? You only gave me a cup!"

We keep our cups next to our fountain, so I get customers harassing me because I didn't give them their cups. And then after I direct them to the location of the cups they ask where the "extra-large" cups are. I also get people expecting me to just hand them a cup of soda. Do you see a soda fountain behind me? No. You passed the soad fountain when you walked in. Did you expect me to walk around the counter and get you your soda?

"There's only Coke in the machine, can I have Pepsi?" "No, we don't serve Pepsi." "Why not?" "Because we don't have a contract with them to serve it in the fountain." "Well, I want Pepsi!" "Then go somewhere that sells it."

Vise versa. We serve Pepsi, they want Coke. Same goddamn corn syrup, people. Of course, we don't pay much attention to our contract anymore, not after the rep gave us a write-up for keeping a non-Pepsi product in our Pepsi refrigerator. That product? Stonyfield Dairy milk.

[AFpheonix]

"There's only Coke in the machine, can I have Pepsi?" "No, we don't serve Pepsi." "Why not?" "Because we don't have a contract with them to serve it in the fountain." "Well, I want Pepsi!" "Then go somewhere that sells it."

Has anyone ever seen a place that sells both Coke and Pepsi products? I know I never have. Seriously, it's like some people never get out.

[Nekojin]

I've seen a few places (mini-marts) that serve both on fountain, but that's extremely rare, and I haven't seen it in a while. AFAIK, it's Pepsi that makes the exclusivity demands (and no, I'm not a Pepsi hater - I drink Diet Pepsi most of the time).

[XCashier]

Has anyone ever seen a place that sells both Coke and Pepsi products?

Only certain convenience stores. Never any restaurants. I prefer Pepsi, but I also understand that each restaurant has a contract with either Coke or Pepsi (or, rarely, RC), so if they don't have Pepsi, oh well, order what they do have. Throwing a temper tantrum won't change what they have.