Thats... not the pin pad....

[staticradio]

That's not where the money goes...

I usually find it funny when some people who use the self-check/u-scan start to put their money in the coupons slot instead of the money collector to pay (even tho both are clearly denoted). Quite a bonus for whoever tends to the machines at the end of the night ("WOOHOO!").

[Rine]

That poor lady probably felt so silly afterwards.

Pin pads...hm. I hate it when people sign electronic pin pads with ink pens. Sometimes I can dive in and rescue the pin pad from the ink but a few times, I've been so distracted that I don't notice they've signed it with ink.

It takes a lot of cleaner to get that ink off the screen.

[solemnwarning]

Pin pads...hm. I hate it when people sign electronic pin pads with ink pens. Sometimes I can dive in and rescue the pin pad from the ink but a few times, I've been so distracted that I don't notice they've signed it with ink.

It takes a lot of cleaner to get that ink off the screen.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stupid! Stupid! STUUUPIIIID!

*begins stocking lots of tinned food to survive the stupidity fallout*

[Becks]

Ohio's the destination.

Too bad I'm flying to WI and not driving.

[Naaman]

That poor lady probably felt so silly afterwards.

Pin pads...hm. I hate it when people sign electronic pin pads with ink pens. Sometimes I can dive in and rescue the pin pad from the ink but a few times, I've been so distracted that I don't notice they've signed it with ink.

It takes a lot of cleaner to get that ink off the screen.

Scotch tape is your friend

[Jester]

Hard to believe people remember to breathe sometimes.

That's the thing. They don't HAVE to remember. Their body does it for them.

If they actually to remember to breathe, a lot of our less enjoyable citizens would be no longer.

Makes you believe that the gods have a really twisted sense of humor.

Ohio's the destination.

Let's all pause and consider how sad that statement is, in any context.

[Gurndigarn]

Let's all pause and consider how sad that statement is, in any context.

Ah, you're just basing your opinion on the opinions of those who move down there. Trust me, you're welcome to our rejects.

[Geek King]

That's the thing. They don't HAVE to remember. Their body does it for them.

I know that. You know that. But I still remember the girl who was gasping for air, and told me she had forgotten how to breathe.

I was afraid to ask her how she was talking. She might have siezed up completely, like an engine running out of oil.