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Rapscallion
Rapscallion
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Dibs on concessions. I can sell beer and make seven kinds of meat on a stick. And Nachos with or without stick.Quoth Rapscallion View PostThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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Can I be the ring card girl?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Don't ring card girls wear bikinis?
"I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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Small, tight, skimpy bikinis, yes they do.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Not me...I prefer leaving things to the imagination.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Have you ever seen a loose bikini?Quoth Jester View PostSmall, tight, skimpy bikinis, yes they do.
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I wanna watch!! Can you make it around noonish, though? I'm really not a "dawn" kinda girl...
Frankly, I think it would have been funnier if she had been the first to order. After the rest of the table has ordered like normal people it doesn't have quite the same effect...
Jester: What can I get you all to drink?
SC: Liquid!
Jester:
VS.
Jester: What can I get you all to drink?
Friend1: Corona, please.
Friend2: I'll have a Chardonnay.
Friend3: Diet coke, please (cuz someone has to have a diet Coke)
SC: Liquid!
Um, O..K...
And when it's time to order food...sorry, it's just over.Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 08-23-2007, 12:51 AM.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sadly, yes. I would rather not elaborate, but Key West brings out all types, of all ages, and of all shapes and sizes....and let's leave it at that.Quoth Shengirl View PostHave you ever seen a loose bikini?
Actually, to me it was funnier that she ordered last.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
JESTER: "What may I get y'all to drink?"
#1: "Diet Coke."
#2: "Corona."
#3: "Water."
MGSA: "..."
JESTER: "Ma'am, what may I get you to drink?"
MGSA: "Liquid."
JESTER:
"Um, can you narrow down the flavor for me?"
EVERYONE:
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Can I buy a ticket? I have this coupon I printed out from the innernet........Quoth Rapscallion View PostEverything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
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