He must be in league with SATAN!!!

[solidmetalgear19]

This isn't really a sucky story (I didn't really know where else to put it) But it gave me a chuckle anyway.

One of my coworkers was taking tickets when this elderly african american woman came up to him on her way to a film. My friend happend to have his finger nails painted black at the time.

The lady takes one look at him and says (in an old bible thumper tone) "Why do you have your finger nails painted like that? Don't you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? (yes I'm Catholic, that's why I put it in Caps).

He told me the story and I just was rolling on the ground.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

[Thud-n-Blunder]

I was in league with Satan once...

... but the noise of his hooves on the bowling alley got on everyone's nerves, as did his constant nagging ("I'll see to it that you score a 300 in exchange for your immortal soul!").

[Bloodsoul]

*scrapes off his black nails and applys a fresh coat of pink*

..and they'll be none the wiser. ^_^

[Crazeyal]

I don't use fingernail polish... Blood of the innocents does just fine.. sheesh!

[Imogene]

Why do you have your finger nails painted like that? Don't you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?

Jesus really prefers blinding red nail polish. You really need to let your coworker know. It reminds him of blood. Or... *mumbles* something like that.

[Becks]

Ha. I want to find her when I have alternating blue, black, AND glow-in-the-dark nail polish on.