"I don't care, that'll be $14.75."

[Becks]

I've had several customers at my last job purchase the following:

- Several tubes of personal lubricant
- One VERY LARGE, suspiciously-shaped gourd-type vegetable.

Were the customers male or female?

[fma_fanatic]

http://www.moviemadnessvideo.com/ Movie Madness is the place I go when I don't go to BlockBuster, since they pretty much have every single movie in existence, and will find it if they don't have, just to rent to you.

They got a big porn section. They also have another section for anime porn.

The one thing I don't do, is rent really really old and/or really rare movies, since they ask for a deposit of 100 bucks.

Hentai, dang it! Hentai!

Okay, sorry. Actually it's a shame they don't do online rentals. There are a few H titles that I'd love to let SO watch. The Elven Bride is one amusing and memorable title. I've been having little luck with RentAnime actually sending it, and it's within the first 3 of my rental queue.

[Amethyst Hunter]

Were the customers male or female?

Both.

[Palsgraf]

So this customer comes up with some Kids books, and a Pocket Kama Sutra Guide ....

Just for fun: In a very loud voice, toward the back of the store (whether there's a co-worker there to hear it or not), "Can I get a price check on Dr. Seuss and Kama Sutra?!"

A P.A. system might even be better.

[Becks]

Both.

Disturbing answer, and yet I expected it.