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Oh my goodness! is all I have to say.
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Between her and the carpet woman, I really do wonder how I manage to find my way home at night my IQ drops that low.
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Where's the chlorine for the gene pool when we really need it?
I think I felt a few brain cells commit sideways while reading that OP
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Schwa? How does one commit sideways? Or is this some injoke I'm missing?Quoth DGoddess View PostI think I felt a few brain cells commit sideways while reading that OP
Are you perhaps looking for 'sepuku', or 'hara-kiri' as it is more commonly called?"I call murder on that!"Comment
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More like Hari-Kiri. Sideways is what my Mom calls it. An idiom, if you will.Quoth Juwl View Post
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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there's something i thought i'd never see; someone complaining that a service is too FAST. my head hurts now...
look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)Comment
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Quoth BlaqueKatt View Postno that's a movie-available in our lovely electronics department-would you like to reserve a copy?
BlaqueKatt-feeling kinda smarmy today.....and likeing the word smarmy
Damn good movie....Comment
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Sadly, I find this story very easy to believe. One thing I learned from retail is to put nothing past people.Quoth FastFoodFlunky View Post
Oh no no no no...PLEASE tell me that this is just a made up story.
SURELY people cannot be this stupid
Excuse me while I go weep for humanity....
"500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
~Curly from the 3 StoogesComment
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She wasn't a turtle, going by the name of "Slowsky", was she?Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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Now I KNOW those are my ILs. I feel for you, Linda, I really do....A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
- Dave BarryComment
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Buh... guh... wuh...
Nope, no good, there are no words. Let's go with *jawdrop*.Comment
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Ohhh, kinda like saying "throwing yourself out the basement window" for attempted sucide?Quoth DGoddess View PostMore like Hari-Kiri. Sideways is what my Mom calls it. An idiom, if you will.
I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.Comment
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Quoth FastFoodFlunky View Post
Yeah, those smilies pretty much describe it all. I wish I could surround myself with people who only GIVE me hope for humanity instead of take it away.
The whole situation kind of reminds me of when my old friend from Junior High and I would trick her 7-year-old sister into letting us sit in the back of the car (for secret-telling and such): I would take out a coin and say "ok, heads we win, tails you lose." They fell for it every time!
~*~"If your gift is that of serving others, serve them well. If you are a teacher, do a good job of teaching." -Romans 12:7~*~Comment
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You mean they make it past zero??????Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
"I want to be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"Comment
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