Close, but no cigar.

[Hemily]

usually I'm the one who throw insults that are just strange instead of actually insulting, i had a period where i tried not to cuss, now i only do if i get really upset, otherwise I'm likely to call someone an onion or a banana, fruits and vegetables make great insults

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

The insult that really had me scratching my head was the one time I was called a "dumb [really offensive word for black person]".

Now I'm Irish and Lithuanian mix. I tend to speak in a slight British accent and come the first day of swimsuit season I'm so white that I blind the other beach goers.

How in the name on Satan's scrotal sack did they get the impression that I was black?

M

[AKATHEPOOF]

I had some guy tell me that Dr. Laura would be very disappointed in me. Apparently he though that was devastating. All i could respond with was "well i don't actually know who that is" and he hung up on me. i do know who she is, i just don't know any sane person that listens to her. And as proof of insanity he told me that Dr. Laura had told him to call us. Best insult ever.

[Imogene]

I had some guy tell me that Dr. Laura would be very disappointed in me.

Dr. Laura is/was (not sure any longer) a radio sex-therapist, much in the same vein as Dr. Drew Pinski, from Love Line. Only... more explicit.

[Bella_Vixen]

Dr. Laura is/was (not sure any longer) a radio sex-therapist, much in the same vein as Dr. Drew Pinski, from Love Line. Only... more explicit.

No, she was never a sex therapist. That's Dr. Ruth. "Dr." Laura is a raving bitch who thinks she is better then everyone else and has the right to judge people, even though she and/or her family have been guilty of whatever she is ranting against (ex. her daughter "shacking up" with some loser).