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[ColonelInTheKitchen]

Audio clip = teh aw3som3. Gravekeeper, with your perseverance, you win over us all.

[Ree]

Gravekeeper, with your perseverance, you win over us all.

Oh, I don't know.

There are a lot of people who deal with the "crazies" on a daily basis. (I know PhoneJockey certainly has her share.)

I suspect Gravekeeper just has a knack for telling the stories.

[XCashier]

I liked the end of the audio clip, where GK told the guy he'd "get right on that"

For some reason, I'm picturing Joel Hodgson from Mystery Science Theater 3000 saying that. Similar quirky sense of humor, I guess.

What line does he call? And what does he actually want?

That is a very good question. Perhaps he's just some sorry schmoe who gets off on calling late night operators and snarling obscenities at them.

[Gravekeeper]

Yeah, can I sig that or something...

Feel free. Taking over the entire site with forum sigs is part of my cunni-, er, I mean, sure, go ahead.

What in god's name were they advertising?

Calvin Klein ad. ><

What line does he call? And what does he actually want?

Well, he's rather explicit about what he wants ;p As for what line he's calling, its the Van office of a certain agency of the American government. Hence the anti-American rant. The line itself gets ALL the crazies. I've only ever had two real calls on it. -.-

[Sir Spaniard the 12th]

Have you ever tried letting that guy just rant against a wall of silence?
I wonder how he'd react to not being responded to in any way, aside from the standard greeting of the number he's calling...

[cloudiko]

GK, I <3 you.

[Banrion]

Why is insane rating and swearing made even more humorous by a Canadian accent??

[katie kaboom]

Why is insane rating and swearing made even more humorous by a Canadian accent??

I think we can blame that one on Terrence & Phillip.

[jigshoes86]

I've listened to that audio clip like 5 times a day the past 2 and a half days
and even though I just joined, i've been a silent lurker for awhile and am now joining the ever growing Gravekeeper fan girl club. The way you handled that moron...even if it was sort of an...oops 'brian filter failed' in that instance....wins
and,yeah, i'm of agreement that I love your voice.

^_^

[Calud]

I'm really sorry Gravekeeper. This is it. This is the last post.

You are officially..... my new personal hero and guru. Please teach me. I will not accept non teaching.

I will obey, Master.

*imagines kara and GK as a part of a strange cult with whips and scary candles*

Wusa!

[Becks]

GK, I <3 you.

:hisssssssssssssssssssssss:

j/k

The more the merrier!!!!!

[jigshoes86]

Okay- after listening to the audio clip again, I can say that you definetly have a twin in voice with my first order that came through last night.

Don't worry though, it was a nice polite customer that knew exactly what pizza he wanted. He made me smile.


Edit to add: This post was my 1st post that didn't have to be moderated....I'm official now ^_^

[Gawdzillers]

You sound like Brian Posehn, but with a bit of a lighter voice.
You know, the bald gay guy on The Sarah Silverman Program?

[wj_737_700]

I thought I was safe when I got on the train tonight...it was quiet...there were only two people across from me and they were being relatively quiet.....but alas, it was not to be.

At the first stop the girl across from me when "OMIGWAD THERE'S SUCH AND SUCH. OH AND SUCH AND SUCH IS WITH THEM". Then, as if on cue, some girl outside the train threw herself up against the window like a loach. The doors open, and 6 loud, drunken fools pile in. Turns out they're ALL friends of the 2 people that were across from me. They begin to have a loud, obnoxious conversation with highpoints like:

"Dude, you look hung over, you ok?"
"Nah, I'm just drunk."

I hunker down for what will be a painful ride......then we got to the next station. Once again the same girl ( What is she, Queen of the Monkey People? ) looks out the window and again goes "OMIGAWD THERE' SSUCH AND SUCH!#".

Wtf? Even I know you can't have this many people in the party. The rest have to wait on the airship.

So another pack of complete idiots piles on and they're all friends of the first pack of idiots. There are no 16, 16 of these slathering yiplings crammed into one end of the skytrain with me.

But that wasn't the best part. The best part was one of them had her 5 year old daughter with her ( #17 ). Cus thats where a 5 year old should be at 11 pm on a Friday night: Out with mommy's 15 loud, drunk, swearing with every other word friends and on their way downtown to drink more. ( WTF woman. Hire a babysitter or stay home. Make sure you tie your legs together to avoid confounding the problem in the future. )

The vagina needs to come with a child proof cap like Tylenol. If niether of you can figure out how to open it ( Push and turn? ) you aren't getting any relief.

From the sounds of it, it was a Surrey Girl's night out. You have my sympathies.