Jerry Springer's Dead Armadillo Party

[CrazedClerk]

Actually, I think Gravekeeper has the number 1 spot...then Kara, so you get the bronze

Um, then who gets the silver??

[Kara]

There is. It's called "Complaining".

How very true.

sigh...and us straight girls only have our "feminine wiles"...doesn't sound quite so intimidating...

Yeah, cause I can use the ol' feminine wiles too. After all, by the time they figure out they don't stand a chance with me, it's too late

I'm REALLY contemplating if I can get away with using that on the line neck time Captain Anti-America calls, and if not if its worth being written up for.

I say it would definitely be worth it.

[myswtghst]

Um, then who gets the silver??

Kara.

1st place goes to GK
2nd to Kara
and so on from there...

I think I'll have to become much wittier if I ever want a medal.

[earl colby pottinger]

SKYNET

There is no party here. Trust me, you don’t want to be here, among the customer service folk. The sum of our hatred radiates throughout our call center like a miasma of death. If you set foot in here, you would know what true madness is, moments before your eyes melted in their sockets and your body turned inside-out and burst into flames. On our way out the door, we would tread upon the ashes and crunch the few remaining fragments of bone under our heels and grin in sinister delight. On second thought, let me give you the address. Do you have a pen?

Your company would not happen to be bringing out a new service call SKYNET by chance?

[Becks]

There is no party here. Trust me, you don’t want to be here, among the customer service folk. The sum of our hatred radiates throughout our call center like a miasma of death. If you set foot in here, you would know what true madness is, moments before your eyes melted in their sockets and your body turned inside-out and burst into flames. On our way out the door, we would tread upon the ashes and crunch the few remaining fragments of bone under our heels and grin in sinister delight. On second thought, let me give you the address. Do you have a pen?

I like those odds!!!!!

sigh...and us straight girls only have our "feminine wiles"...doesn't sound quite so intimidating...

BE, feminine wiles are the best. And they can be used for good AND evil.

[Sliceanddice]

BE, feminine wiles are the best. And they can be used for good AND evil.

lol but with lesbian super powers we can do good and evil at the same time. Like i did yesterday!!

i came to work in a wide neck shirt with a U swoop down the front and apparently in my selfconcerning blindness i didnt know that if you walked by me while i was reading at my desk you can see all the way down my shirt, or least you would if i didnt have a impressive chest blocking the view! I bet about twenty guys can describe my bullet scar to you. They poor bridge girl looked embarrassed when she asked if i had a sweater because the girls where complaining....

[McSlave]

Rule number one broken.....thank goodness for napkins.

[Sliceanddice]

what can i say, i no long really notice certain part sof my body unless something isnt right (there too much of a breeze, something is too tight or something just plain aint right) i think i should be happy i didnt wear one of my push ups......