So, it's bank holiday monday today. We're open 10:30 to 4:30 and I'm working the whole thing, in return for a slighter higher wage and a day in lieu. I honestly don't mind doing it AT ALL, but if I didn't get the benefits I wouldn't be there.
Many conversations about bank holidays occured today.
Woman: Ooooh, it's a lovely day for a bank holiday, isn't it.
Me: Yes, it is.
W: Oooh, you're working today, aren't you!
No, my idea of fun on a bank holiday is to go to a shop I don't work in, dress in their uniform and stand behind the till, to confuse people. I'm actually about to make off with the cash.
Of course I'm working. If I wasn't, I'd be sat outside in a beer garden with my boy.
Man: So, you working today?
Me: *in uniform, behind till* Urrrmmm... yes.
Man: I don't think you should have to work bank holidays.
Urrmmm... You have a full bag from my shop. So if you don't think I should have to work bank holidays stop shopping on them. No-one would work bank holidays if no-one shopped on them. LOGIC. Seriously, who do you think staffs the shops when you shop? PEOPLE. EVERY DAY. PEOPLE.
Woman: I DON'T THINK SHOPS SHOULD BE OPEN BANK HOLIDAYS! IT'S WRONG!!
I refer you to my previous rant, oh woman with an equally full bag.
Many conversations about bank holidays occured today.
Woman: Ooooh, it's a lovely day for a bank holiday, isn't it.
Me: Yes, it is.
W: Oooh, you're working today, aren't you!
No, my idea of fun on a bank holiday is to go to a shop I don't work in, dress in their uniform and stand behind the till, to confuse people. I'm actually about to make off with the cash.
Of course I'm working. If I wasn't, I'd be sat outside in a beer garden with my boy.
Man: So, you working today?
Me: *in uniform, behind till* Urrrmmm... yes.
Man: I don't think you should have to work bank holidays.
Urrmmm... You have a full bag from my shop. So if you don't think I should have to work bank holidays stop shopping on them. No-one would work bank holidays if no-one shopped on them. LOGIC. Seriously, who do you think staffs the shops when you shop? PEOPLE. EVERY DAY. PEOPLE.
Woman: I DON'T THINK SHOPS SHOULD BE OPEN BANK HOLIDAYS! IT'S WRONG!!
I refer you to my previous rant, oh woman with an equally full bag.
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