I will call you back in front of everyone and make you look like a 2 year old for littering.
* DO NOT leave your soda cans on my counter or any of our counters.
* DO NOT leave it there assuming that I'm going to throw it away for you.
* DO NOT look at me like I'm crazy when I ask you to dispose of your own trash when there is *gasp* a trash bin not less then 4 feet away.
* DO NOT get mad at me when I chase you down to hand you back your Starbucks coffee cup. I assumed you still wanted it.
* DO NOT just throw your crap at me like I'm your personal maid.
* DO NOT think for one second that I'm obligated to throw your shit away. If I say no, get over it.
And most importantly:
* NEVER EVER EVER EVER leave your nasty snot tissue on my counter. I will rip you a new one!
That is all.
* DO NOT leave your soda cans on my counter or any of our counters.
* DO NOT leave it there assuming that I'm going to throw it away for you.
* DO NOT look at me like I'm crazy when I ask you to dispose of your own trash when there is *gasp* a trash bin not less then 4 feet away.
* DO NOT get mad at me when I chase you down to hand you back your Starbucks coffee cup. I assumed you still wanted it.
* DO NOT just throw your crap at me like I'm your personal maid.
* DO NOT think for one second that I'm obligated to throw your shit away. If I say no, get over it.
And most importantly:
* NEVER EVER EVER EVER leave your nasty snot tissue on my counter. I will rip you a new one!
That is all.
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