She Did What?!?

[Jester]

And the vertical and the horizontal?

That really depends on how bumpy the road is and how aggressively I'm driving.

[aurelemsrealm]

I bet the box contained a parallel universe!

For some sadistically cruel reason, that thought makes me want to shake the box to see what's inside.

[rerant]

I'm always shocked that people automatically think of calling the police in some situations. Situations like this, which, depending on what is in the bag, would potentially just be a waste of their time.
Just toss it.

[ParkingWitch]

I bet the box contained a cat....

Pixel left, and was last seen living in Key West with a bartender named Jake.

....I may need two batches of cookies for this one.

[Ill_Used_Heroine]

You know, it still bugs me to this day that the bag was picked up before I got a chance to even look inside.

[Reyneth]

I bet the box contained a cat....

But with all the time it spent there, I wonder if the poor thing was alive or not.

Nice one.

[Andara Bledin]

*gasp* But you can't tell without looking in the box!

But... but... if you look, you'll change the state of the thing!

Pixel left, and was last seen living in Key West with a bartender named Jake.

I loved that book! Wow... looking at the year it was published, I realize it must have been still fairly current when I read it...

^-.-^

[wolfie]

Pixel left, and was last seen living in Key West with a bartender named Jake.

....I may need two batches of cookies for this one.

And (haven't seen it in any of the books, but it's something Doc Webster would tell people) Ralph always knows who's on the line before he picks up the phone, because (pointing to his license) "I haff collar ID".

[XCashier]

I bet the box contained a cat....

But with all the time it spent there, I wonder if the poor thing was alive or not.

Was there a tag on the box identifying it as belonging to Schrödinger?

[Brightglaive]

To be honest, probably not, its not a high value military target, its not (probably) an intensly crowded public area, unlike a shopping arcade, its not a target that would generate a large amount of publicity nor would it have an impact on the countries infrastructure, unless of course said library in a military base above the officers mess next to a press office under an electricity substation.

Hey It's been done before and that time it really was a bomb:

http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,645201964,00.html

I'm always shocked that people automatically think of calling the police in some situations. Situations like this, which, depending on what is in the bag, would potentially just be a waste of their time.
Just toss it.

Calling the police would've been appropriate. Who knows what could've been in it. A bomb, anthrax, men's dirty underwear, a longcat and yesterdays lunch, who knows?

[ParkingWitch]

cookies to Andara Bledin & wolfie

I really need to find my Monster Cookie reciepe