What the hell do you want from me people???

[cinema guy]

Sounds fascinating. Please, tell me more.

I can't remember anything else except the title, sorry. I vaguely remember one with hamsters in the title too, maybe Adolescent Radioactive Hamsters, or something. But its nearly 20 years ago, so my memory is dim.

[Becks]

I can't remember anything else except the title, sorry.

:sniffle:

Now I must go through with my day under crushing disappointment.

:sigh:

I'll get over it...someday...



Wait. I'm over it. It's all good.

[LizaMarie]

my very favorite pizza place lets you order online- I can only imagine it makes the employees infinately happier now that they dont have to deal with whining customers! they also have amazing chicken wings...mmmmmmmm.....

[cinema guy]

Wait. I'm over it. It's all good.

Phew. I would hate to be a source of lengthy distress.

[AnqeiicDemise]

I want your soul.

now, I shall go back and read the original post.

[AnqeiicDemise]

And now that I read it, I feel your pain. I worked for Little Sleazers for almost a year. I've never dealt with customers that possessed negative IQ pts until that point.


This kid showed up to the diner once, stoned off his mind, with like six of his friends. When I asked for their names so I could put up on the order sheet, he decided to be a smartass.

K: My name's Superman.
M: Not Clark Kent?
K: Ye-..wait..w hat?
M: Batman it is.
K: -stare- huh?
M: You can go sit in the batcave and wait for your pizzas.

10 minutes later

M: TWO PIZZAS FOR X-MEN!
K: -stare- huh?
Friend: Its you, dumbass.. she's making fun of you.
K: OH!
F: -cracks up- you're such a f***n dumbass.

[Becks]

Phew. I would hate to be a source of lengthy distress.

Yeah. That's what work is for.