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  • #1

    Not sucky, just amusingly stupid

    I was at Hersheypark with my one friend (chocolate themed park for anyone who doesn't know) and i was talking to him about some stupid customer questions i had read on this site. He told me a coupld of the ones he had gotten when he had worked at the park years before.

    When do you turn the ducks on? (all the funnier 'cause my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter )

    and

    What time do you release the chocolate smell?
    Losing faith in humanity, one customer at a time
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    *rofl* now that's funny, cuz I live right outside of Hershey. Have your friend tell them that they release the chocolate smell only on the hot humid days, or at 2 am every morning *nod me* Now the question I have are what ducks are you talking about? Haven't been to the park in awhile, but I don't remember any ducks.

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    • #3
      Quoth terana View Post
      Haven't been to the park in awhile, but I don't remember any ducks.
      That's cos they weren't turned on yet.
      "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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      • #4
        Quoth cinema guy View Post
        That's cos they weren't turned on yet.
        You forgot something, Cinema Guy! Here ya go...

        ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
        And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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        • #5
          A chocolate themed park? Holy crow! I have to go there! Now! Now what were you saying about ducks?
          It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
          -Helen Keller

          I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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          • #6
            There's little streams and paddle boats and you can get corn out of a machine to throw to ducks on a bridge in the middle of the park in Comet Hallow near the sooperdooperlooper.

            http://www.hersheypa.com/
            http://www.hersheypa.com/attractions...Map_Medium.jpg

            it has been a long time since I've been there... but turning ducks on? the mind boggles.

            near the factory, it almost always smells like candy.
            Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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            • #7
              I went to school in Elizabethtown, PA, about a half hour from Hershey. There's also an M&M/Mars plant in town. When the wind is right, it smells like brownies baking. Of course, when the wind is wrong, it smells like cow.
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                Quoth Ghengis51 View Post
                (chocolate themed park for anyone who doesn't know)
                <snip>
                When do you turn the ducks on?
                "I'm sorry, we were talking about a chocolate city?"
                And...
                "Well, Daisy usually shows up around noon..."
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Ghengis51 View Post
                  When do you turn the ducks on?
                  Whenever the mood strikes me
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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