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  • #16
    Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
    Reminds me of "Guitar Shop Carnage"
    Heh, and here I am searching for that thread....

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    • #17
      Quoth kerrisan View Post
      Wow, you are one of the few that would hurt . . .because according to MythBusters (), someone's pee would usually break up after a few miliseconds in the air. But I guess at 7-9 you were short enough for it to still work.
      Teehee, I saw that one too! My kids saw it too, so now they know better when I tell them to go pee on the electric fence..... (bummer)
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      • #18
        Mikkel I were never stupid enough to pee on an electric fence but I once, at 12, stepped over one with swimtrunks on. It was a bit high and touched my - uhm -crotch. It hurts a lot! I thought I was castrated for good but everything came down again after a few hours .
        My wife had an experience with an electric fence like that. We had gone to the pond for some swimming and there was an electric fence between the camping/picnic/cook out area and the pond. On the way out with her feet wet she slippied stepping over it and straddled it. She said she would rather go through childbirth without painkillers over doing that again.

        As for kids a lot of them have to have the direct learning experience as no matter how much you yell, scream,beg,plead, reward, punish or restrain them those that are determined to do so will do so. II was that way and now unfortunately so are my kids.

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        • #19
          In regards to parents letting their kids run loose in the store, you do have the right to refuse service to anybody....
          "At any time, for any reason and without any warning, a meteor could fall from the sky and kill us all."
          -- The Meteor Principle

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          • #20
            Quoth kebable View Post
            I went and pissed on a low voltage electric fence.
            Sing it with me, it's quite a catchy jingle...

            Don't whiz on the electric fence!
            "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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            • #21
              Quoth kerrisan View Post
              and WHAM! Somebody opens the door.
              Must be the first time in history a black eye actually was caused by running into a door.
              You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.

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              • #22
                I think I was 14 or 15 and I was mowing around the hog lot on our farm. (To keep hogs in their pens you have to have a high-voltage shocker and it ramps up the voltage when it detects a ground.) Anyways I wasn't paying attention to what was going on and my brother snuck up behind me and put a crooked coat-hanger turn a belt loop on my pants and hooked the other end on the hog fence. I couldn't get off of it and it was getting worse, I finally had to shed my pants. As I lay there still twitching from the shocking my brother stood out of arms reach and horse-laughed me. I decided then to plot my revenge and not get even but make sure he thought twice before playing another trick on me. A few weeks later we were tuning up a car and he was setting the points (cars don't have them anymore) when he put the feeler guage in I turned on the ignition. I think I got him with 30K+ volts and then I kicked him in the ribs while he on the ground.
                I still use electric fences on my farm, lots cheaper to construct and they really don't use much electricity. All of my kids learned the hard way about them and come to think about it so did the wife.
                Bow down before me for I am ROOT

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