SC : *tosses book down on desk* "I want my money back, the person I brought this for already has it."
Me : *internally sighing cos you just KNOW what's coming here* "Do you have the receipt Ma'am? If you have the proof of purchase, I'll be happy to exchange it for you or give you a credit note."
SC : *rummages in bag for a moment and actually produces the CORRECT receipt* "Here *shoves receipt in my face* I want my money back."
Me : *well, give her credit for the receipt right?!* "As I said Ma'am, I'd be happy to exchange the book for you, was there another title in the series that you'd like perhaps? We could order it in for you if we don't have it in stock? You could have a credit note if you prefer?"
SC : *thumping counter and getting narky* "Gimme my money back! S'MY money! No one said I couldn't have my money back when I got it!"
Me : *pointing to the foot high sign RIGHT by her that explains the returns policy, the slightly smaller sign stuck to the desktop she's thumping and the HUGE sign behind me also covering the returns policy* "I'm sorry Ma'am, the policy is clearly stated at the counter. I can offer you an exchange or a credit note."
SC : "That's ILLEGAL! I'm going to talk to my solicitor about you! Gimme my credit note NOW!"
Now...for one thing, the returns policy CLEARLY states that your statuatory rights are NOT affected, therefore, had she returned the thing because it was faulty/damaged then of COURSE she could have had her money back, returning it because you didnt think to check what the person you're buying for already has is not a valid reason for us to give you a cash refund!
So, SC's out there... "illegal" means something is "against the law" as opposed to "not getting your way". Jeez.
Me : *internally sighing cos you just KNOW what's coming here* "Do you have the receipt Ma'am? If you have the proof of purchase, I'll be happy to exchange it for you or give you a credit note."
SC : *rummages in bag for a moment and actually produces the CORRECT receipt* "Here *shoves receipt in my face* I want my money back."
Me : *well, give her credit for the receipt right?!* "As I said Ma'am, I'd be happy to exchange the book for you, was there another title in the series that you'd like perhaps? We could order it in for you if we don't have it in stock? You could have a credit note if you prefer?"
SC : *thumping counter and getting narky* "Gimme my money back! S'MY money! No one said I couldn't have my money back when I got it!"
Me : *pointing to the foot high sign RIGHT by her that explains the returns policy, the slightly smaller sign stuck to the desktop she's thumping and the HUGE sign behind me also covering the returns policy* "I'm sorry Ma'am, the policy is clearly stated at the counter. I can offer you an exchange or a credit note."
SC : "That's ILLEGAL! I'm going to talk to my solicitor about you! Gimme my credit note NOW!"
Now...for one thing, the returns policy CLEARLY states that your statuatory rights are NOT affected, therefore, had she returned the thing because it was faulty/damaged then of COURSE she could have had her money back, returning it because you didnt think to check what the person you're buying for already has is not a valid reason for us to give you a cash refund!

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