Oh the joys of a power outage.
It seems that for the last couple of months, we've been having bi monthly power outages that last anywhere from 1-4 hours. It screws us up, screws up the elevators and makes customers oh so sucky.
'Cause you see, in order to do anything, like, oh, look up a sales rep. I have to have a computer. And in order to work on the computer, you need power. No power + no computer working = customers get really stupid.
Case in point. The power went out today. My manager was handing me some invoices to bill out, and I saw my computer flickering. I commented that the computer was flickering a bit to her. She had that look of horror. Suddenly there was a huge buzzing sound and BAM! no power.
The words out of my managers mouth: "Oh shit." I laughed so hard I was crying. She's never said that as far as I can remember. But it was amusing to say the least.
Anyway, on to the sucky customers.
Call 1:
SC: I need to know who my rep is.
Me: I'm sorry, we lost power about 10 minutes ago. I'm unable to help you at this time.
SC: So..you won't tell me who my rep is or you can't?
Me: *already reaching for the bottle of aspirin* I'm unable to at this time. You might want to try back in a couple of hours when -
SC: *interrupts*So you won't tell me. That's fine, I'll just call the corporate office and complain. *click*
Me:
Call 2:
SC: I need to find out who my rep is *goes onto some spiel about how it changes every hour. that's a slight exaggeration. It changes every 2 hours
Me: I'm sorry, we lost power about 15 minutes ago. I'm unable to help you at this time.
SC: Don't feed me that bull. Every *bleeping* time I call in, you've got some damned excuse. Tell me who my rep is now!
Me: *repeats above line, wondering how many aspirin it will take for the pain to stop*
SC: Look, you little bitch, You WILL tell me who the rep is or I will come down there and make you tell me.
Me: Sir, threatening me to do something when I am unable to do it - BECAUSE WE HAVE NO POWER - will not make me get you the information any faster. If you would like to come over here and walk up four flights of stairs and see for yourself we have no power, then by all means, please do.
SC: What? You don't have any elevators?
Me: We do sir, but because the power is out, they're not working. Would you like directions?
SC: *somewhat more calm* No. So..when will the power be back on?
Me: The power company estimates about 3pm. If you'd like, I can take your information and I will call you back when we are up and running again.
SC: Okay *gives me the info, but still stays sucky because he didn't apologize*
It seems that for the last couple of months, we've been having bi monthly power outages that last anywhere from 1-4 hours. It screws us up, screws up the elevators and makes customers oh so sucky.
'Cause you see, in order to do anything, like, oh, look up a sales rep. I have to have a computer. And in order to work on the computer, you need power. No power + no computer working = customers get really stupid.
Case in point. The power went out today. My manager was handing me some invoices to bill out, and I saw my computer flickering. I commented that the computer was flickering a bit to her. She had that look of horror. Suddenly there was a huge buzzing sound and BAM! no power.
The words out of my managers mouth: "Oh shit." I laughed so hard I was crying. She's never said that as far as I can remember. But it was amusing to say the least.
Anyway, on to the sucky customers.
Call 1:
SC: I need to know who my rep is.
Me: I'm sorry, we lost power about 10 minutes ago. I'm unable to help you at this time.
SC: So..you won't tell me who my rep is or you can't?
Me: *already reaching for the bottle of aspirin* I'm unable to at this time. You might want to try back in a couple of hours when -
SC: *interrupts*So you won't tell me. That's fine, I'll just call the corporate office and complain. *click*
Me:

Call 2:
SC: I need to find out who my rep is *goes onto some spiel about how it changes every hour. that's a slight exaggeration. It changes every 2 hours

Me: I'm sorry, we lost power about 15 minutes ago. I'm unable to help you at this time.
SC: Don't feed me that bull. Every *bleeping* time I call in, you've got some damned excuse. Tell me who my rep is now!
Me: *repeats above line, wondering how many aspirin it will take for the pain to stop*
SC: Look, you little bitch, You WILL tell me who the rep is or I will come down there and make you tell me.
Me: Sir, threatening me to do something when I am unable to do it - BECAUSE WE HAVE NO POWER - will not make me get you the information any faster. If you would like to come over here and walk up four flights of stairs and see for yourself we have no power, then by all means, please do.
SC: What? You don't have any elevators?
Me: We do sir, but because the power is out, they're not working. Would you like directions?
SC: *somewhat more calm* No. So..when will the power be back on?
Me: The power company estimates about 3pm. If you'd like, I can take your information and I will call you back when we are up and running again.
SC: Okay *gives me the info, but still stays sucky because he didn't apologize*
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