I'm frightened. Hold me.

[Rubyred]

wow.... i.... wow.... i think ive talked to him.....

I can beat that...I think he's my neighbor. Lol.

Wow. And the fact that they had a bird made it so much funnier. I'm glad I'm in my office alone otherwise people might have been staring.

At least Warren was semi-polite to you. Right?

[Becks]

Girl: Oh. *hands phone back to him* ok, she sound white. You off the hook for now, nigga. (what on earth just happened?)

In other words, he can't possibly be cheating on her with you, because he's not into women who "sound white". Or something.

I loved when he said "homeboy". I didn't know people still said that!

I still say "homeboy". It's funny. I'm sooooooooooooooooo white I blind people in a five mile radius when the sun hits me.