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Quoth Andara Bledin View Post*sigh*
My mind went stright there, with no stopping it.
... and even worse, the pipe organ in question was the one designed by Bergholt Stuttley Johnson, aka Bloody Stupid Johnson...How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
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Quoth MMATM View PostMy dad does this for his job (he's an insurance estimator and so getting license plates right is very important) but he makes up the words as he goes along, e.g: "Tiger Harold Xylophone One One Three Eight".
Cookie for the (many possible) reference(s).
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGuy 1: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, chewing gum. Ah ha! Chewing gum! Dude over here!"
Guy 2: "Is it chewy?"
Smeagol (Guy 2): What is it they eats, precious? Is it... chewy? Yes? *chew, chew* Blecchh! *spit spit cough* They tries to chokes us! We can't chew hobbits' gum! We must starve!I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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Quoth Sliceanddice View Postomg the pipe organ sex thing i hear all the time..
from my sister...
in the last three days apparently i have sex with monkeys, teddy bears, sporks, a spatual, and hair dye....
its a rich and fulfilling sex life ive got to say
I am scared
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Quoth Broomjockey View PostIt's often included in anything touched by George Lucas, as it was the name of his (I believe) first film, made at film school, or something like that, and the sound system was actually named for it. Just a fun fact. You can be sure that any time it shows up in a movie/tv show, either Lucas or a friend of his did it on purpose.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Grave: Ahh well that does change things a bit. You neglected to mention that it was an entire pattern throughout the conversation. IN that case make fun away matey.
Although that in and of itself saying it like he did in your post I still say is a good thing.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostWhiskey Tango Foxtrot
Every overheard someone else's conversation and almost had to stop and interrupt them just to ask them to explain themselves? You know, something like
"Yeah, but YOU had sex with a pipe organ!"
Have I mentioned yet I hate having to come down town on Friday nights?
I'm really surprised it's gotten this far in the thread and nobody's made the reference by now....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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Quoth Juwl View PostWait... I know I saw a movie with that title as a license plate... Now, what the hell was it in? A.i.?There is a slight flaw in my character.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostGuy 1: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, chewing gum. Ah ha! Chewing gum! Dude over here!"
Guy 2: "Is it chewy?"
That would be the implication, yes. They do sell "unpleasantly crunchy gum" however I believe its marketed under the brand name "Skor".Quoth snpp.comNEW!
Bubble
C r u m
[picture of
pink bubble
gum with
crum center
being snapped]
IT'S CRUN-CHEWY!Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostEr...wait, what? Your bisexual she-male friend of mixed descent has undergone a rather drastic change. Apparently the surgery was a success and she has grown two additional heads. I shall have to revise the victim's description to Bisexual Trans-gendered Hydra.
Quoth Gravekeeper View PostA bottle of sleeping bills and an entire bottle of Jack Daniels should about do it.
And the Jack Daniels would be nice too, come to think of it.
Quoth sms001 View PostI must point out that no matter how jaded, how cosmopolitan, how eclectic your city is, that the appearance of a Bisexual Trans-gendered Hydra (of mixed race (is each head a different one?)) is IN FACT more than enough reason to roust a news crew out of bed at three in the morning. About the only place they wouldn't lead the morning news with it is Key West.
They'd probably elect it Mayor!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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