Just forgot a couple "gems" from last night.
I ask this one table if they need anything else, and the guy says: "Yeah, what about that dance you were going to do?"
Then this old lady says my teeth are really nice and asks if they're real. I'm 21 years old. I appreciate the compliment, but really! I guess she was asking if they were porcelain veneers or something, but I can't really afford those things on a waitress' salary.
I ask this one table if they need anything else, and the guy says: "Yeah, what about that dance you were going to do?"
Then this old lady says my teeth are really nice and asks if they're real. I'm 21 years old. I appreciate the compliment, but really! I guess she was asking if they were porcelain veneers or something, but I can't really afford those things on a waitress' salary.
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