SO, today I was in the checkstand when this very big lady comes up in one of those electrical vroom vrooms the store lets people use to shop. She was driving it and was using her foot to push like she was riding a sit down scooter. She starts unloading the cart (thankfully at the checkstand next to me and says,(we'll call my coworker Chuck)
Snotty Lady: I need you to call a manager over here now!
Chuck: OK (he calls for manager, after 2 minutes he doesn't come, meanwhile lady is harmmphing and grunting)
SL: Where is the manager?
Chuck: I'm sorry, He must be busy with another customer at the moment. Is there something I can help you with?
SL: NO! I SAID I NEEDED TO TALK TO A MANGAGER!
Chuck: UM, OK (he calls for manager again. meanwhile SL starts screaming)
SL: EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE YOUR CARTS ARE NOT CHARGED! I AM SO FED UP WITH THIS, I AM DISABLED AND IF I WANT TO SHOP, YOU SHOULD HAVE THESE CARTS CHARGED UP. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
Chuck: UH, I have never heard of anyone complaining that they weren't charged.
SL: SO YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR? EVERYTIME I COME IN I HAVE TO PUSH THEM AROUND WITH MY FOOT! I AM DISABLED! I CAME IN YESTERDAY WITH A DISABLED FRIEND OF MINE AND ONLY ONE WAS AVAILABLE! WE NEED OUR FOOD! I AM IN CONSTANT PAIN BEFORE I COME IN AND THEN THIS CAUSES ME MORE PAIN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
(manager comes up during her tantrum and lets her continue)
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
Manager: I'm sorry you are so upset ma'am. I promise that I will personally plug in the carts tonight before I go home.
SL: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW? I AM DISABLED! I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING NOT SHOPPING HERE EVER AGAIN! I AM IN PAIN!
Manager: I'm sorry but all I can do is be sure to plug them in tonight.
SL: DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE SORRY! YOU DO NOT CARE THAT I AM DISABLED AND IN PHYSICAL PAIN BECAUSE YOUR CARTS ARE NEVER CHARGED! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW?
Everyone in the front end is staring at snooty crazy lady but she will not shut up. going on and on and on.
manager: Ma'am, I don't know what you want me to do. I PROMISE I will plug them in tonight. Can I offer you some help out?
SL: YEAH, I AM DISABLED! I CAN'T DO IT MYSELF WITH THIS BROKEN CART!
(So a courtesy clerk comes over with a regular cart to put her bags in and help her out. Manager goes to put the vroom vroom back and the kicker::: THE CART WAS FULLY CHARGED! I guess it just wouldn't go fast enough because like I said she was a very big lady!)
No offense to anyone who is heavy, but if you weigh over 400 pounds, don't expect the overly used store vroom vroom to go fast. Shoot, it doesn't go very fast for the frail folks who use it either. Go get a Rascal.
Snotty Lady: I need you to call a manager over here now!
Chuck: OK (he calls for manager, after 2 minutes he doesn't come, meanwhile lady is harmmphing and grunting)
SL: Where is the manager?
Chuck: I'm sorry, He must be busy with another customer at the moment. Is there something I can help you with?
SL: NO! I SAID I NEEDED TO TALK TO A MANGAGER!
Chuck: UM, OK (he calls for manager again. meanwhile SL starts screaming)
SL: EVERY TIME I COME IN HERE YOUR CARTS ARE NOT CHARGED! I AM SO FED UP WITH THIS, I AM DISABLED AND IF I WANT TO SHOP, YOU SHOULD HAVE THESE CARTS CHARGED UP. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
Chuck: UH, I have never heard of anyone complaining that they weren't charged.
SL: SO YOU'RE CALLING ME A LIAR? EVERYTIME I COME IN I HAVE TO PUSH THEM AROUND WITH MY FOOT! I AM DISABLED! I CAME IN YESTERDAY WITH A DISABLED FRIEND OF MINE AND ONLY ONE WAS AVAILABLE! WE NEED OUR FOOD! I AM IN CONSTANT PAIN BEFORE I COME IN AND THEN THIS CAUSES ME MORE PAIN! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
(manager comes up during her tantrum and lets her continue)
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION?
Manager: I'm sorry you are so upset ma'am. I promise that I will personally plug in the carts tonight before I go home.
SL: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW? I AM DISABLED! I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING NOT SHOPPING HERE EVER AGAIN! I AM IN PAIN!
Manager: I'm sorry but all I can do is be sure to plug them in tonight.
SL: DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE SORRY! YOU DO NOT CARE THAT I AM DISABLED AND IN PHYSICAL PAIN BECAUSE YOUR CARTS ARE NEVER CHARGED! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION RIGHT NOW?
Everyone in the front end is staring at snooty crazy lady but she will not shut up. going on and on and on.
manager: Ma'am, I don't know what you want me to do. I PROMISE I will plug them in tonight. Can I offer you some help out?
SL: YEAH, I AM DISABLED! I CAN'T DO IT MYSELF WITH THIS BROKEN CART!
(So a courtesy clerk comes over with a regular cart to put her bags in and help her out. Manager goes to put the vroom vroom back and the kicker::: THE CART WAS FULLY CHARGED! I guess it just wouldn't go fast enough because like I said she was a very big lady!)
No offense to anyone who is heavy, but if you weigh over 400 pounds, don't expect the overly used store vroom vroom to go fast. Shoot, it doesn't go very fast for the frail folks who use it either. Go get a Rascal.
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