Snap their lil neck like a twig when they do that?
Me: guhduh...
SC: old fart.
SC: Hey MISS! (nice start there, bucko) When ya gonna get more bread on special!
Me: Probably tomorrow sir, when the breadman brings in more.
SC: Well go in th'back and git sum! (wow, see that plastic glob of pink in your ear? turn it up.)
Me: (totally truthful) I just barely came BACK from the back sir and I know there isn't any.
SC: (short pause) Well, is there anybody ELSE that I can ask for it? (translated to you dunno nuthin' you n00b!)
Me: (oh no you DI-IN'T!) Sir, I AM THE BAKER. I can garantee you there is NO MORE BREAD ON SPECIAL in the back!
Non mais goldayum. What's with the condescending "second Opinion" deal?
Me: guhduh...
SC: old fart.
SC: Hey MISS! (nice start there, bucko) When ya gonna get more bread on special!
Me: Probably tomorrow sir, when the breadman brings in more.
SC: Well go in th'back and git sum! (wow, see that plastic glob of pink in your ear? turn it up.)
Me: (totally truthful) I just barely came BACK from the back sir and I know there isn't any.
SC: (short pause) Well, is there anybody ELSE that I can ask for it? (translated to you dunno nuthin' you n00b!)
Me: (oh no you DI-IN'T!) Sir, I AM THE BAKER. I can garantee you there is NO MORE BREAD ON SPECIAL in the back!
Non mais goldayum. What's with the condescending "second Opinion" deal?
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