Playboy brings the crazy out in people.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Pardon my ignorance, but erm... what exactly were the Playboys supposed to smell like..?

One of these:

[Killer Bees]

Scratch and sniff playboys?

All I can say is:

[Gurndigarn]

*hums "My Angel is the Centerfold", blinks, shrugs, continues humming*

You had to, right? Do you realize that's one of the attract tunes for DDR Supernova? Ergo, how sick I am of that song....?

[tangrid]

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The store opens and the first customer comes in, goes straight to the newsstand and grabs a copy of Playboy. Since I'm at the front of the store, I jump on one of the tills and ring him up. As he's paying he says to me, "Y'know, my cousin is in this issue." At that point all I could muster was, "uh . . . Alright."

I told my receiving manager this and he says to me, "You know, if you want to be really crass, you could've said, 'Well, I was in your cousin.'"

If only . . .

Lol, cool manager, and ewwww, even if I did buy Playboys, I think I'd skip any copy in which a family member made an apperance... I just don't need to see that. Do you work in Arkansas or something?

[Imogene]

You had to, right? Do you realize that's one of the attract tunes for DDR Supernova? Ergo, how sick I am of that song....?

Er...? No, I did not know that. How many times is it sped up then? (A La Cartoon Superheroes, which is probably 1.5X faster than the original) I'm not terribly fond of DDR, personally. My brother got me to play it once on his pad at home, and I failed horribly, seeing as I'd been out of rehab about a month or two when he sprung this on me.

[Seshat]

And the carpets do NOT match the drapes!

That sometimes happens naturally. I started out a very fair blonde and have darkened to light brunette, but eyebrows, eyelashes and other hair is very dark brunette.

I've always found the assumption that it's all the same to be irritating, actually. But I must admit that I don't have the (ahem) data to know how common a natural mismatch is.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Pardon my ignorance, but erm... what exactly were the Playboys supposed to smell like..?

Canadian Bacon.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

Lol, cool manager, and ewwww, even if I did buy Playboys, I think I'd skip any copy in which a family member made an apperance... I just don't need to see that. Do you work in Arkansas or something?

I was waiting for someone to mention that

[Gurndigarn]

You had to, right? Do you realize that's one of the attract tunes for DDR Supernova? Ergo, how sick I am of that song....?

Er...? No, I did not know that. How many times is it sped up then?

It's a dance-style cover. Roughly at the same tempo, perhaps a hair or two faster. But it's not like the original was slow or anything.

[Becks]

That sometimes happens naturally. I started out a very fair blonde and have darkened to light brunette, but eyebrows, eyelashes and other hair is very dark brunette.

I was born a blonde and my hair ranges from blonde-ish to reddish brown to dark brown.

Take that as you will.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Interesting fact (I know you're being funny jester): Teen Spirit was the name of a deodorant that Kurt's girlfriend was wearing. The title came from a graffiti written by a friend that read "Kurt smells like teen spirit." *

*Is a Nirvana die-hard.

I don't remember it ever having to do with Toby wearing the deodorant, but I wouldn't be surprised. Kathleen and her friends used to joke about Teen Spirit all the time, because we thought it was a stupid name, and a stupid ad. We thought Teen Spirit might not be something one would want to smell like. Kathleen was the culprit, and she wrote it on the wall of the Witch House in Oly, WA, which I shared with her.

(Yay! I get to finally tell the story!)