Y'all know that I work at my college's Rec Center, but I also work at the Field House a smaller lesser used facility. They're both apart of Recreation Services, in short the same administrators and workers. While the Rec is a destitute black hole devoid of happiness from which know sanity can escape, the Field House is a realm of Joy and Empathy from which love flows freely through. The Field house is where the patrons are stupid in a good way, funny, rather than mind numbing. Here's a few examples:
Starting this semester, Health Enhancement has been handing out condoms to students during the day at the field house counter. During the evening is when Recreation Services runs the counter for admittance. Not a week has gone by that I haven't been asked whether or not we had condoms. Either I or my supervisor M would tell them that we don't do that and it's only in the morning. Luckily, HE now keeps some extra condoms in a tub if we have to hand some out. The Funniest thing is that when asking for condoms, there's no warm-up to it, just
Me: Hello, good..
Patron: Do you have any condoms? (Try to imagine saying it like a crack head)
M: That's Health Enhancement, not us. They close by 4:30.
Patron: "defeated sigh"
M: But, we might have some extras lying around.
Patron: "ecstatic look"
More Rec and FH stories to come
Starting this semester, Health Enhancement has been handing out condoms to students during the day at the field house counter. During the evening is when Recreation Services runs the counter for admittance. Not a week has gone by that I haven't been asked whether or not we had condoms. Either I or my supervisor M would tell them that we don't do that and it's only in the morning. Luckily, HE now keeps some extra condoms in a tub if we have to hand some out. The Funniest thing is that when asking for condoms, there's no warm-up to it, just
Me: Hello, good..
Patron: Do you have any condoms? (Try to imagine saying it like a crack head)
M: That's Health Enhancement, not us. They close by 4:30.
Patron: "defeated sigh"
M: But, we might have some extras lying around.
Patron: "ecstatic look"
More Rec and FH stories to come
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