Confident, are we?
SC: "I don't know the book name, or the author. But I know what edition it is!! It was a 5th edition!!"
Oh for god sakes, just say it!!
C: Yeah, i'm looking for....um....I....erm.....You know when a woman and a man....um, do it.....they do it.....
Me: Sex books?
C: Shhhh!!!
Me: *makes him follow me, points them out*
C: No, don't point it out!!
Me: Look, here it is. *leaves*
Guy then spends an astonishing 1 hour just looking at the spines. And then quietly leaves.
Proof Wikipedia has assimilated the world...
C: Yeah, do you have the print version of Wikipedia?
Me: An encyclopedia?
C: NO!! I mean Wikipedia!! Not the encyclopedia!!
Me: Next door has internet cafe, 10 cents a minute. Copies are 5 cents each.
And overheard in the store...
Guy: Can you believe it? That stupid recruiter trashed my papers because he saw that Zeon logo on my shoulder!!
SC: "I don't know the book name, or the author. But I know what edition it is!! It was a 5th edition!!"
Oh for god sakes, just say it!!
C: Yeah, i'm looking for....um....I....erm.....You know when a woman and a man....um, do it.....they do it.....
Me: Sex books?
C: Shhhh!!!
Me: *makes him follow me, points them out*
C: No, don't point it out!!
Me: Look, here it is. *leaves*
Guy then spends an astonishing 1 hour just looking at the spines. And then quietly leaves.
Proof Wikipedia has assimilated the world...
C: Yeah, do you have the print version of Wikipedia?
Me: An encyclopedia?
C: NO!! I mean Wikipedia!! Not the encyclopedia!!
Me: Next door has internet cafe, 10 cents a minute. Copies are 5 cents each.
And overheard in the store...
Guy: Can you believe it? That stupid recruiter trashed my papers because he saw that Zeon logo on my shoulder!!
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