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Quoth BaristaGirl View PostI'm torn between "Awwwww, baby kitten cute!" And "Awww, lives-under-rock sad."
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Sounds like an old roommate of mine.
Me: (reading a letter) Oh. My friend, C, is pregnant.
Roomie: Hey, that's cool. Good for her.
Me: No, not cool. She's still in high school, and the boyfriend who fathered the baby has disappeared.
Roomie: Oh. (long pause) Wait. They're not married? How did she get pregnant if they're not married?
Me: ..., uh, they had sex.
Roomie: Oh. (long pause) Wait. What do you mean by sex? Different people have different definitions of sex.
Me: (tries to explain it using common euphemisms, trying to avoid being graphic)
Roomie: Ohhhh! You mean, he laid on top of her?!
Me: Yes. Yes, that's it.
He went on, at that point, to ask me if I thought it was okay for married couples to "dance naked together."
He was 23.The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.
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Quoth HawaiianShirts View PostHe went on, at that point, to ask me if I thought it was okay for married couples to "dance naked together."
He was 23.
Ignorance is no way to deal with anything.
Most likely, his parents had the school not put him through the sex ed classes. It's not incredibly uncommon, but to fail to give him the information in some other manner is unforgivable.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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