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  • #1

    Fun with Phones!!

    Directions

    Me: (Bookstore), how can I help you?
    C: Yeah, I need directions to your store.
    Me: Sure, where are you now?
    C: In my car.
    Me: ... Your joking, right?
    C: (Revving engine, sounds like a Trans Am) Does it sound like i'm joking you bitch?
    Me: First off, call me bitch one more time and i'm hanging up. Now where are you right now?
    C: I just passed a yellow building. it has a triangle on it....
    Me: Name of the street your on please. (I had a general gist of where he was, but I wanted to be absolutely sure)
    C: Are you doubting my observation skills you bi....*
    Me: *hangs up the phone and puts the number on call block* No, i'm doubting how the DMV gave you a license you jerk.


    Closing Time

    7 minutes till we close. The phone rings.

    Me: (Bookstore), how can I help you?
    C: When do you guys close?
    Me: 6 more minutes.
    C: What? How can you close early?
    Me: That issue needs to be taken up with Mall management, they set the rules for mall hours.
    C: Fine then, i'll be in in 5 minutes!! *click*
    Me: Hahahaha, no, i'm closing in 4. *starts closing procedures*


    Background noise

    Me: (Bookstore), how can I help you?
    C: (Sounds of little kids crying in high pitched screams, with an inaudible parent trying to tell me something.)
    Me: Can you please leave the room to a more quieter area!!
    C: (Now a womans voice is trying to yell over the screams of the kids. I can barely make out "Deliciously.")
    Me: Ma'am, get out of the room with the screaming kids, I can't hear you.
    C: (Screaming kids, woman getting pissed with both me and the kids, calls of me being a bitch and a whore)
    Me: *hangs up the phone and puts the number on call block*

    More background noises

    Actually, i'll save you the details, but from what I heard, it sounded like he was calling me while on the toilet.

    Me so ronery....

    Oh, and I had this guy kept harassing us. More like he would try and make chatter with the females, and be silent when the guys picked up the phone. He had an unlisted number, so we couldn't block him. Caused alot of agrrivation during the day.
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    Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post

    Actually, i'll save you the details, but from what I heard, it sounded like he was calling me while on the toilet.
    That actually happened to me! Some woman called to ask about something we were selling, and in the middle of the conversation I heard this strange noise, and she announced: "Sorry about that. I'm on the toilet right now."
    "Wouldn't that be unethical?"
    "That's only an issue for those who aren't already in Hell."
    --Dilbert

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    • #3
      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      Me: *hangs up the phone and puts the number on call block*
      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      Me: *hangs up the phone and puts the number on call block*
      Hee... Oh, if only more of us had the option to call block some of these asshats.

      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      Oh, and I had this guy kept harassing us. More like he would try and make chatter with the females, and be silent when the guys picked up the phone. He had an unlisted number, so we couldn't block him. Caused alot of agrrivation during the day.
      See, that's when you call the phone company and report the guy for harrassment. Even if you can't get his number, they can. They just need the times he calls.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #4
        there are 3 words that everyone here loves
        "Abusive Caller Form"
        fill one of those babies out and the company takes care of the rest
        we can fill them out for people who make racial slurs
        vulgar language
        insult or threaten you
        flirt with you
        or refuse to stay on topic (though we almost never send ACFs on people who refuse to stay on topic, they are annoying, but I don't think it is worth our time to fill out a form for someone who is a loser who can't talk to anyone but the call center slaves).
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          Yeah, as far as being on the toilet? I've had to do that, actually. There have been times where I'm put on hold for so long that I...well...I have to go! There was one time where my cable was shut off and I wasn't quite sure why (there were some payment problems being researched in the system), so I go to call customer service. It should be noted that, as an employee for a cable company, you guessed it, I had to call...my tier 1 group.

          This, of course, meant I was going to have to wait on hold FOREVER to get someone. And I did...but while I had just whipped it out...
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          • #6
            It's all fine and dandy to talk to someone when you're on the job, but for God's sake YOU DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT IT!!!!!

            "Some peoples is just so ghetto" Brenda, Scary Movie 2
            Total surrender
            Your touch is so tender
            Your skin is like water on a burning beach
            And it brings me relief
            "Nails in My Feet" - Crowded House

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