A Prank Call? ADULT CONTENT!!

[JustADude]

Best description of size ever: "Like a baby's arm holding an apple."

Great movie, too. Most historically accurate reproduction of King Arthur ever.

[princess4life]

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PC=Would it fit a uhm...soda can?
LH=(A long pause, THAT question set off all my alarms)
PC=(Realizing that question was Way Wierd) I'm a stripper and I need a new costume. I'm having trouble finding one that will fit. It really is about the size of a soda can.
LH=Short of coming in to see for yourself sir I don't know what to tell you.
PC=I'll come in and messure it myself then. Thanks!


I love my job I really do. But sometimes I can't tell when I'm getting screwed with. He was polite, but allmost sounded embaressed to be asking. I just don't know.
So, Prank Call? Or Not?

Ok first thing it may have been a prank and since he didn't get a reaction out of you he decided to end the call

Second if it was not a prank all I can say about the soda can is OUCH

[tangrid]

Ok first thing it may have been a prank and since he didn't get a reaction out of you he decided to end the call

Second if it was not a prank all I can say about the soda can is OUCH

Umm... Princess... There may have been better smilies to represent your amazement, considering the topic... God I'm a sick bastard...

[karma_gypsy]

Umm... Princess... There may have been better smilies to represent your amazement, considering the topic... God I'm a sick bastard...

'Nuff said.




What if this guy's performance had something to do with comedy? Although, goodness knows what kind of twisted comedy he may have in mind . . . (like, maybe being overendowed is part of the joke or somethin' ...) I don't know, just a thought . . .

[Andara Bledin]

I'm hardly inexperienced, but I would be saying that would not fit in there in a pleasurable manner!

Considering I have seen pics of women serving wine... out of full sized bottles... I think a soda can is comparatively modest.

Plus, there are the size queens out there who'll take it as big as they can get.

It takes all kinds, don'cha know.

^-.-^

[Becks]

I will go with not a prank call.

I don't want to see proof, though.

[napoleana]

I think it's a prank. Admittedly, I'm not into the whole "going to see a stranger get naked to music" thing, but a penis that size would scare me, not get me excited. Sound more like a tumor.

I know there are very big men and even bigger "toys", but soda can is down right disturbing.

[ArenaBoy]

This topic reminded me of a Phat Phree article (The Onion with George Carlin style humor) about guys who are "endowed." The writer complains that it's a pain in the butt and it's annoying going to see a movie because the staff thinks he's sneaking food in. Rather hilarious article.

[napoleana]

I just got my new issue of a vegan recipe 'zine, and read the following:

"To bake seitan: Preheat your oven to 325 before making your seitan. Divide dough into two and form them into logs, they should be about the size of a soda can around."

SO MANY BAD MENTAL IMAGES! I'm ruined forever!

[Tria]

Soda Can?! That sounds incredibly painful *hides*

Find a certain porn called.... *Will say more only in PMs*

[queenbb]

i dont think it was a prank, although i would have said, if the nose doesnt fit you can always cut off the fabric and make it fit.

no i wouldnt want to see either, although i do think it could be an exaggeration as well. i have seen some guys that were pretty thick, they scare me to no end and i learned that lesson a lonnnng time ago.

[AmericanZero8503]

My other part time job is in Radio...and I'm not going to lie, we do this stuff all the time.

I had to call a local home improvement store (that is known for their obnoxious orange color) and ask them about installing a stripper pole.

Then I had to explain the bracings were to be tough...because I liked the big girls. I could hear the guy on the phone with me getting grossed out...right after I asked about grease so they can 'slide' down the pole.

Radio is fun...lol. They've gotten me at my other 'customer service' job, and played it on the air. But usually we identify ourselves at the end of the call, so the person on the other end knows we were messing around.

[zzapp the witch]

I feel sorry for guys like that. Last time I saw my friend C he hadn't had sex in 3 years because all the girls were scared. All I can say is lube and make sure you're on top.


I know, TMI.

[Rapscallion]

You mean those emails I get are lying to me?

Aiiieee!

Rapscallion

[Jester]

I'm going to have to go with option C. Just to think logically about this, it'd either have to be ridiculously short, or he'd pass out if he tried to have sex.

I am going to disagree with you. Are most guys this size? No. But there are some that are. My friend Hose (there's a reason I choose that pseudonym for him here!) is, to be diplomatic, rather blessed. Before anyone asks how I know, remember, I DO hang out at clothing optional establishments. As do he and his fiancee. He is the one that I mentioned in a post about Fantasy Fest showing up at a kink party wearing only Saran Wrap.

He was VERY popular with the ladies. And despite their best efforts, he did not pass out. (I am trying to keep this as PG and diplomatic as possible.....)

Also, if you've ever heard guys bragging to each other, you'll know how much they can and will exaggerate.

True. But if this guy was pranking and/or bragging, I doubt he would sound that embarrassed. While I rarely believe people making such claims, the tone of the call sounded like it was the genuine article. Just my opinion.

As always, I reserve the right to be completely and horribly wrong.