Announcing ahead of time that he sucks...

[Crawley]

Tyler Durden, Fight Club: Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publicly state that there is no underground boxing club. Or we are going to take your balls. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do NOT fuck with us.

[reformedwaitress]

The guy won't even leave a city for us to track him down to! HOW is that fair to the mobs of people who want to beat him bloody?

"Duval Street" is in Key West. It's the main strip with most of the well known bars. I guess that's the location he's going to. Or something like that.

[princess4life]

Not like anyone is working in a bar in Key West putting themselves through college or anything. .

What does this ass think that if you are not in college you don't need money, and that you are working just for the hell of it?

I hate people like that

[tangrid]

Per my signature's quote.

I loved that movie. Even more so because of that quote, which I had said to a customer (edited for language of course) years before it came out. You should have seen the look on jerkwad's face, lmao.

SC being a jerk to the Drive thru person
Me: Look man, I don't think that was such a good idea
SC: And what's that supposed to mean?
Me: Do you really think it's smart to piss off the people who handle your food? Especially while you can't watch them do it?
SC: IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MY FOOD I'LL CALL THE COPS!!!
Me: Of course not, sir. We wouldn't do anything to your food. (handing him his bag) Enjoy your meal
SC:

I was the MoD at the time to Sometimes I liked management...

[reformedwaitress]

What does this ass think that if you are not in college you don't need money, and that you are working just for the hell of it?

I hate people like that

It's the same as the "When are you going to get a real job?" people. Apparently working in a bar is okay for college kids but no one else.

I make more working in a bar than I did when I had a full time, benefits, salary job in Savannah.

[JustADude]

"Duval Street" is in Key West. It's the main strip with most of the well known bars. I guess that's the location he's going to. Or something like that.

I knew that! That's why I was talking about him not leaving us any clues at all.

[Giggle Goose]

**WARNING** Language and severely biased ranting

I don't even know where to start.

Well, I do. You, Jester, speak on behalf of food service workers everywhere. Much love. I will come to Key West to grovel at your feet. One of these days....

As for this "gentleman":

I know a lot of people have preconceived notions about servers. Drugs, alcohol, whatever. Even though you sing the praises of such songs as "Wasted away again in Margaritaville" or whatever the fuck it is. Ok, I can deal, I guess. But then you go on to insult our choice of how we pay our bills?

Listen, asshole, we probably make more than whatever your lame ass sedentary job pays you to live in your crackerbox in the Midwest. Yeah, that's right. Do you have any idea what it costs to live in in the coastal region? Or Key West for that matter? You're probably just jealous because you could NEVER make it as a server or bartender and watched on the sidelines in at your generic Midwestern university while your friends made assloads of tips and were able to pay their way through college.

I like Jimmy Buffett's music and all; but the majority of the "Parrotheads" that I've met are a bunch of corporate working stiffs who don't live a laid-back lifestyle at all; settling for a more cleaned-up and commercialized version on an expensive vacation. Kind of like my ex's mom and stepdad who went to Ivy League schools, make shit-tons of money in DC and have no clue how to live in the real world with us "peasants." They worship the "Parrothead" lifestyle, of course. While this bimbo is bent over to get your overpriced beer that pays for our obscene hourly rate (which is less than minimum wage), make sure you kiss my ass instead of just staring at it.
Lots of love,
GG

[friendofjimmyk]

The guy even included a picture of himself in his ad! Looking totally the part of douchebag as he sounded in his ad.

Fuck, this guy's a first-class asshole!!!

[Jester]

You, Jester, speak on behalf of food service workers everywhere. Much love. I will come to Key West to grovel at your feet. One of these days....

Thank you. My feet await your future groveling.

[JustADude]

Thank you. My feet await your future groveling.

I renew my vow to, if I ever make it down there before you bail, buy you a round or three... just keep it below $20 a shot, though.

[Jester]

I renew my vow to, if I ever make it down there before you bail, buy you a round or three... just keep it below $20 a shot, though.

I am generally a cheap date.....$4 Coronas or $6 rum drinks.

That being said, I am SO waiting for the first person willing to buy me shots of Pyrat Cask rum. Yes, kids, that is the rum that runs $35 a shot. I so want it. I so very much want it.

[myswtghst]

I hope that turd isn't from Illinois. We have enough dickweeds in this state as it is, and they're not tourons ('tourist' + 'moron' = 'touron') so we can't send them back to wherever they came from.

Seriously. When people in nearby states see our license plates and mutter "FIB" (which stands for effing IL b*tch/b*stard), we've already made enough of an impact on the rest of the country for me.

Also, for all people's blustering, 99% of people would never make it in a bar. Heck, I'm one of em. I couldn't stand it when I worked in a bar, and I'm great at customer service in every other venue I've ever worked. I spent too much time wanting to punch out the creeps, hating that I was selling overpriced shots, and being annoyed by all the people having fun while I hauled a heavy tray around that I just didn't want to do it. So I have mad respect for bartenders/waiters/waitresses at bars, and always tip accordingly.

[ArenaBoy]

Oh, the things I'd like to say to this jackass.

Anyway, I have a huge amount of respect for servers, bartenders, and the like. My mom worked at Whiskeyclone's restaurant for a few years and now she works in the owner's suite. Cardinal rule was to respect those serving you.

And seeing as we're mentioning Jimmy Buffet I need to find time to post a rather hilarious story involving Margaritaville.