1)When I have my hand out in plain sight to take your money but you decide to be an ass and put it on the counter or the drive-thru window thing where it can blow away. Don't be surprised if I stare blankly at you until you put it in my hand and don't get mad if I decide not to do a perfect dive out the DT window to chase after your $20 you decided to pay for your hamburger with.
2)Scenarios like this:
Me: "$2.65 please."
SC: (hands me $3)
Me: "Thank you." (types it in real fast with my magic fingers)
SC: (as I'm gathering the last of the change) "Oh, I have $0.65."
Me: *twitch* "Oh...I already have your change ready for you..."
I know all I have to do is hand him a dollar back but I can't stand for someone to wait until I've already cashed their order out before handing me their change. You either have it or you don't...
3)You telling me that after three years of working here, I don't know what's on my own menu.
SC: "Give me a junior bacon cheeseburger."
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have those (Wendy's does though), would you like a whopper junior with cheese and we can put bacon on it for you?
SC: "Yes you do I'm looking at it right now! It says '$2.69.'"
Me: "Sir, you're looking at the ad for the double stacker. As I said earlier we don't have a junior bacon cheeseburger."
SC: "Fine, give me a stacker then."
You're fighting a losing battle, buddy.
4)You reading/misreading my nametag:
SC: "Thank you, (reads my nametag with a cheesy grin) 'Maximillion.'"
*twitch* Burn in hell, asshole.
The list goes on...
2)Scenarios like this:
Me: "$2.65 please."
SC: (hands me $3)
Me: "Thank you." (types it in real fast with my magic fingers)
SC: (as I'm gathering the last of the change) "Oh, I have $0.65."
Me: *twitch* "Oh...I already have your change ready for you..."
I know all I have to do is hand him a dollar back but I can't stand for someone to wait until I've already cashed their order out before handing me their change. You either have it or you don't...
3)You telling me that after three years of working here, I don't know what's on my own menu.
SC: "Give me a junior bacon cheeseburger."
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have those (Wendy's does though), would you like a whopper junior with cheese and we can put bacon on it for you?
SC: "Yes you do I'm looking at it right now! It says '$2.69.'"
Me: "Sir, you're looking at the ad for the double stacker. As I said earlier we don't have a junior bacon cheeseburger."
SC: "Fine, give me a stacker then."
You're fighting a losing battle, buddy.
4)You reading/misreading my nametag:
SC: "Thank you, (reads my nametag with a cheesy grin) 'Maximillion.'"
*twitch* Burn in hell, asshole.
The list goes on...
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