That's a terrible thing to be bitchy about

[Ghostlightkeeper]

*dumps 5-pound bag of glitter on Juwl* Job well done. Take a half-day.

Aww, Don't do that. Glitter is horrible stuff to try and get out. I once did a set that was covered in glitter and I'm still sweeping the damn stuff out of my shop, two years later. I think it only took a year to wash it out of all of my clothes, but still!

[morgana]

Aww, Don't do that. Glitter is horrible stuff to try and get out. I once did a set that was covered in glitter and I'm still sweeping the damn stuff out of my shop, two years later. I think it only took a year to wash it out of all of my clothes, but still!

Try getting it in your eye. Wedged in the cornea. Glitter *shudder*

[Jayden]

Was she a crotchety old bitch?

I had a few customers back in my grocery store days, where I'd greet them, and their response was "You have too much shit on your face!" or "Why do you have so much of that black gunk around your eyes?"

Lady, it's called makeup. It's not shit. It's not gunk. I come from a generation where we express ourselves freely, with high fashion and glamorous makeup, regardless of what our parents or the men around us say. I'm one of those woman you referred to in the '20s as "One of those new fangled new aged women" followed by a snort of disgust.

Most of the people who made comments about my face weren't really in a position to judge me so harshly. Old ladies with their shaved off eyebrows drawn in with BLUE pencil, men with mullets, women who looked like Michael Jackson.....yup...

Ignore people like that. They hate themselves so much they have nothing better to do!

*AMEN to that!*

[Aggravated Associate]

AB: *in an annoyed tone* You've got glitter on your face.

This sentence just made me laugh so hard.

It's amazing how tightly-wound some people are that the existance of glitter makes them pissed off.

[Shabo]

"Hey, you got weasels on your face."

Now that would be something to mention to someone out of the kindness of your heart. But then again, I'm pretty sure that anyone with weasels on their face would kind of know about it.

What did that lady think you were going to do about the glitter? That stuff does not come off unless you take a brillo pad to your face.

[Imogene]

"Hey, you got weasels on your face."

But only in ALLLL-Bequrque!

[Bella_Vixen]

Back in the day, I worked at a garden store. (Actually, I think that was my favorite job.)

Anyways, one hot August day they started setting up the Christmas crap, and I was recruited to help. I ended up covered in glitter.

I took a shower when I got home, because I worked outside in the sun and so was caked in sunscreen. I then took a shower the next morning.

I was STILL covered in glitter.

Took another shower after I got home (see above). Took another shower when I woke up. STILL covered in glitter. That is 4 showers and still couldn't get rid of the glitter. It sucked.

[Becks]

I never get covered in glitter. {pouts}

[MystyGlyttyr]

See, back when I was wrestling, I would be covered in body glitter because, well, that was my gimmick. Hence the name.

By the end of my matches, it was all gone from me, but whatever poor guy I was going up against was coated in it. Go figure!

[Gravekeeper]

See, back when I was wrestling, I would be covered in body glitter because, well, that was my gimmick. Hence the name.

By the end of my matches, it was all gone from me, but whatever poor guy I was going up against was coated in it. Go figure!

Thats the oddest thing I've read today. Your life has been more interesting then mine thus far. I bow out.

I've been traumatized by glitter every since an ex-coworker, I believe I have mentioned the terror of him before, decided one day he was a woman and started coming to work in miniskirts, tube shirts, glitter and fake boobs that were always in the wrong place with fake nipples that were likewise always in the wrong place....<shiver>

He'd fawn over all of the guys, stalk the girls, and tell the new hires he was pregnant and bum tampons off of them.

He would paint his entire face with glitter and revel in his own "prettiness". ><